Ek adhuri Gay Prem kahani – Part 4

Gay Prem kahani

2 din baad Raju aur Prayas room me baithke project discuss kar rhe the tabhi Bunty bhagte bhagte room me aaya.
“Prayu, Prayu tumhe bahot important baat batani hai yaar tu sunke dang reh jayega”
“kya hua jaldi bata” Prayag ne curiosity se pucha.
“woh me Rahul par jasusi kar raha tha to maine dekha ke woh abhi thodi der pehle terrace pe apne ek frnd se baat kar rha tha ke…….
Rahul’s frnd : yaar tu use batata kyu nahi apne dil ki baat?
Rahul : yaar kaise batau use? Jab bhi usse baate krne jata hu use pata nahi kya hojata hai kuch bahana bane ke bas use nikalna hota hai waha se. Is wajah se kabhi kabhi mujhe lagta hai ke janbujhkar usne mujhe avoid kiya hai, par fir kabhi kabhi kuch aisi baate hojati hai ke aisa lagta hai use me pasand hu. I dnt knw yaar uska behavior mujhe bahot confuse karta hai and sirf yahi reason hai me use kuch kehne se hichkichata hu.
Frnd: ohhh… waise kya naam hai us lucky person ka?
Rahul: Prayag, yahi mere niche wale apartment me rehta hai. Bada hi cute hai aur uski masumiyat and naughyness mujhe uski taraf hamesha attract karti hai yaar aisa lagta hai usise baate karta rahu dinraat.

Frnd : wowowow……. Rahul you are in love yaar that’s really great.
Rahul : ha par samajh nahi aata uske dil me kya hai isliye me kisike bhi samne uska jikr nahi karta. Pata hai usdin woh terrace pe basketball khel rha tha to me aaya usse baat karne ke liye par woh kaam ka bahana bana ke chala gaya. Jab bhi woh mujhe dikhta hai me khud approach krta hu use aur har baar pata nahi use kya hojata hai I feel like he avoids me aur fir uska raat bhar mera hath hath me leke hospital me sona…………. His behavior confuses me more… har baar me use palatke dekhta hu ki kahi woh mujhe dekh to nahi raha aur har baar woh kahi aur dekh rha hota…….but maine thhan liya hai ke kuch din wait karunga aur fir direct use apne dil ki baat bol dunga fir kuch bhi ho I dnt care… me uspe rely nahi kar sakta dumbo hai woh bahot bada… cute wala dumbo.. gussa bhi bahot aata hai aur nahi bhi aata…”
“oh my goodness…….omg omg omg omg…………aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” Prayag itne jor se chillaya ke fir bahar se aunty uspe chillayi.
“omg Raju, omg Bunty mera…. Mera sapna pura hogaya….yessssssssss aaj me aaj me bahot jyada khush hu haayeeee mera sweetheart Rahul mujhse pyaar karta hai……. He loves me Raju….. he loves me Bunty…”
Bolte bolte Prayas ke aakhon me aansu aagaye aur Prayas ko dekhke Raju aur Bunty ki aankhe bhi nam hogayi.
“chalo yaar me to chala apne BF ko propose karne….. wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww”
Prayag jaise hi jane laga Raju ne use rok liya. “ Prayu abhi mat ja Rahul se milne”
“kyu? Yaar mere life ka sabse bada sapna pura hone jarha hai aur tu mujhe rok kyu raha hai?”
“ are me bol rha hu ke tu use abhi propose mat kar… yaar tere life ka sabse bada sapna hai ye jo pura hone ja rha hai to ek naye rishte ki shuruat, bachpan se chal rhe is love ki shuruat kuch dhamake se honi chahiye na, something unique”
“matlab? Ab me kya karu?”
“Bunty mere jasus ise samjha tu”
“ dekh Prayu, Rahul roj sham ko Andheri se 6.35 ki churchgateki fast local train pakadta hai aur woh roj 1st class coach ke piche wale coach me chadhta hai, ye uska daily routine hai aur fir Dadar station pe aadhi train khali hojati hai.”
“ha to fir uska kya?” Prayas ne pucha.
“uska matlab ye ke tu Dadar se usi local me usi coach me chadhega aur waha train me sabke samne use propose karega aur fir woh ha bolega, tu use gift aur flowers dena aur fir churchgate utarke panipuri ek hi plate me khake ghar wapas aajana that’s simple…. Hwz my plan?” Raju ne excitement se pucha.
“omg guys yaar tumlogon ne itne jaldi itna soch liya, aur itni sari info bhi nikal di. Thanks alott yaar frnds ho to tum jaise I am so lucky to have you both yaar…. And plan is superb” bolte bolte Prayas ki aakhon me aansu aagaye aur usne Raju aur Bunty ko hug kar liya, “yaar aaj tumdono ki wajah se humdono ek hone ja rhe hai, thnk you soooooooo much yaaro”
“oye tu kuch jyada hi bade bade dialogs mar rha hai, tujhe Rahul hamari wajah se nahi apne achhai ki wajah se mil rha hai…. Tu itna achha hai na ki bhagwan ne teri wish sun li” Bunty ne Prayas ko samjhaya.
“ chalo chalo guys kaam karne hai bahot sare, Prayu should look perfect for his first proposal, so Prayu ye thode baal katwa le, and by god shave kar le kasam se bhalu lag rha hai, aur tere fav kapde pehenna kal aur ha gift lena mat bhuliyo… ek gift, chocolates and flowers… samajh gaya na?”
“hanji Love Guru, ye sab to kal karunga me abhi to filhal party timeeeeee……… lets have party guys… chalo marine drive pe maje karke aate hai aaj me Rahul ko nahi dekhunga kal hi I love you bolte time dekhunga use”
“ok ye bhi badhiya hai……… chalo lets have party…… char baj gaye lekin party abhi baki hai……”
Us puri raat Prayag excitement ki wajah se so nahi paya, us raat usne bollywood ke sare romantic songs download karke sun liye. Aur aise me hi puri raat gujar gayi. Aur fir aaya woh din jis din ka intezaar Prayag sadiyon se kar rha tha.

At evening :
“Yaar mujhe bada tention aarha hai pehle to bada excitement se fudak raha tha me aur ab tention, nervousness se mara ja rha hu ek to propose karna hai aur uper se pure coach ke samne hushhhh sochke hi meri heart beats badh rahi hai”
Prayag Dadar station pohochke Raju ke sath phone pe baat kar raha tha. Aaj uske life ka sabse important din tha. Usne apne fav cloths pehne the aur Rahul ke fav chocolates laye the sham ka pura plan ready tha par Rahul is surprise se bekhabar tha, use ye pata nahi tha ke aaj uski life me ek sabse badi khushi aanewali thi.
“yaar dar mat re lambi lambi saans le… aur jab train me chadhega na tab sirf uski aakhon me dekhna sara dar nikal jayega tera.. wow yaar aaj tu use train me propose karega kaash ye dekhne ke liye me waha hota…. Mere samne teri love story janm le rhi hai prayu me aaj bahot bahot bahot jyada khush hu…”
“thnx yaar Raju for everything…. Are sun train aarhi hai me tujhe baad me sab bataunga detail me ke train me kya hua…”
“are ruk ruk ruk……… headphone se baat kar rha hai na tu fir phone kyu rakhna hai tujhe phone tu shuru hi rakh cut mat kar jab tu propose karega na to mujhe Rahul ka expression uska ikraar sab sunna hai samjha” Ravi excitement se bol rha tha. Aaj har tarah bas khushi ka hi mahol tha.
“ok baba sun liyo” kehkar Prayag train me chadh gaya aur Rahul ko dhundhne laga tabhi use Rahul next door ke pass khada hua dikha.
“hey woh raha Rahul, dikh gaya mujhe…”
“very good, ab ja uske pass”
Yaar nahi mujhe bahot dar lag rha hai me nahi jaunga……. Sun na me wapas aata hu aur fir churchgate station pe milke use bol dunga na yaha bahot public hai yaar…”
“abe gadhe aisa mat kar aisa mauka bahot kam logon ko milta hai ja uske pass and sale maar khayega plan cancel kiya to… ja tujhe Rahul ki kasam…”
“ok me uske pass ja rha hu…”
“ hey Prayag tu aur yaha istime? Ghar ja rha hai na? waise kaha kaha gaya tha saj savar ke itna? Date marne gaya tha kya?” Rahul ne majak karna shuru kiya. Aur yaha Prayag ki nervousness badhne lagi.
“duffor bol……….” Raju ne phone se use chabi lagai.
“ Rahul me yaha tujhse baat karne ke liye hi aaya hu……. Mujhe tujhse kuch kehna hai”
“mujhse???? Ha bol na? kuch important?” Prayag ka dara hua chehra dekhkar Rahul bhi thoda sa dar gaya tha par overall use ek Idea aagaya tha ki kya honewala hai.
“actually Rahul woh mujhe kehna tha………… I……….. I………….. I…….I loveeeeeeee…………..”
“hello, hello, hello……… ohh fuck… ye phone main time pe cutgaya… fuck off fuck off saala sara excitement ek second me khatm… pata nahi waha kya horha hoga” phone achanak se cut hojane ki wajah se Ravi gusse me aagya tha.
“I know ye kanjus ne recharge nahi karwaya hoga..” kehkar Raju phone try karnelaga. Par Prayag ka call hi nahi lag rha tha.
“is kamine ko to ghar aane de achhe se class leta hu”
Tabhi Bunty bhagte bhagte Raju ke ghar aaya.
“Raju……..Raju…. kaha hai???” Bunty ki halat puri kharab thi, woh ghar ke hi kapdon me aaya tha baal khade ho chuke the mano kitne dino se kanghi nahi ki, pasine se puri body gili hogayi thi aur woh jor jor se chilla rha tha.
“ oye Mr Rajdhani express, itne jor se kyu chilla rha hai? Koi mar gaya kya….?” Raju ne Bunty ko chidate huye kaha.
“ haaaa………… haaaa Raju” Bunty ne aansu pochte huye kaha.
“ye kya bakwas kar rha hai??? Kya hua tu ro kyu rha hai bunty plz bata mera dil baitha ja rha hai”
“ Raju… Raju wohhhh… woh……. “ Bunty ke muh se awaaz nahi aarhi thi woh itna dard me tha.
“woh woh mat kar jaldi bol gadhe…”
“tv on kar Raju……”
Raju ne TV ON kiya,
“ Breaking news: Aaj Mumbai me ek ke baad ek 7 bomb ke dhamako se puri Mumbai hil gayi hai.
Local trains me huye in dhamako ki wajah se 150-200 logon ke maut ki aashanka hai…….”
7 dhamako me se ek dhamaka Prayag ke train ka tha ye news TV pe dekhkar Raju fut fut ke rone laga..
“ Bunty…. Bunty yaar aisa kaise hosakta hai yaar aaj Prayu ka sabse bada sapna pura honewala tha woh kitna khush tha woh nahi mar sakta woh isi din ke liye ji rha tha……….. woh nahi mar sakta woh nahi mar sakta……….”
“ Raju sambhal apne aap ko….. hamare dost ki prem kahani hamesha ke liye adhuri reh gayi yaar hamesha ke liyeeeeeeeeeee……..”
Raju aur bunty ek dusre ko hug karke jor jor se rone lage.

The End