Ek adhuri Gay Prem kahani – Part 3

Gay Prem kahani

In hospital:
Prayag Rahul ke liye flowers leke aaya aur kuch dialogs bhi rat liye the usne. Jaise hi usne room me enter kiya Rahul ne use pyari si smile dekar welcome kiya aur Prayag apne rate huye sare dialogs bhul gaya.
“ Kaisi hai ab tabiyat Rahul?” Prayag Rahul ke bed ke pas wali chair pe baitha aur baat karne laga.
“Ab to thodi thik hai bas thoda sa sirdard hai” Rahul ne reply kiya.
“Ohhh fir to aaram karo tum aur uncle aap kaise hai?” Prayag ne Rahul ke dad se pucha.
“ Are me to mast hu yaar tu kaha rehta hai aajkal dikhai hi nahi deta”
“Are papa woh ab bada director banne wala hai bade log hai kaam me busy rehte hai.” Rahul ne Prayag ki tang khechte huye kaha.
“Are nahi uncle aisa kuch nahi hai iski baat mat suno aap……..”
Aur aise karke sabki baate shuru hogayi aur fir thodi der baad Prayag ko andaja hua ki raat horhi hai aur woh soch raha tha ke uncle ko kaise bolu aap ghar chale jao aisa bolne me use bada ajib lag rha tha aur himmat bhi nahi horhi thi. To finally woh utha aur bola, “achha chalo fir meeeee chalta hu, thik hai na?” Prayag ne bol to diya par uska jane ka bilkul man nahi tha.
“Ha thik hai chal bye and thanks for coming” Rahul ne Prayag ko smile deke bola.

Prayag utha aur darwaje ke taraf muda aur soch rha tha ke kya bahana banake aur thodi der ruk jau. Tabhi use Rahul ki awaz aayi, woh apne dad se bol rha tha
“Papa aap bhi Prayag ke sath nikal jao na dinbhar ofc me rehkar aap bhi thak gaye honge ghar jake aaram karo ab me thik hu yaha.”
Rahul ki ye baat sunte hi Prayag palat gaya ab woh khush hogaya tha kyunki use rukne reason mil gaya tha. Usne wahi point pakad ke rakha aur samne aakar uncle se bola,
“ Uncle Rahul sahi keh raha hai aap thak gaye honge na aap ghar jao aur aaram karo”
“ Are nahi yaha rukna padega na iske pass ise glucose chadh rha hai dekhna to padega aur waise bhi ise yaha akela chhodkar mera ghar pe man bhi nahi lagega so its better me ruk jau” Dad ne bol diya.
“ Are uncle aap ghar jao me rukta hu yaha Rahul ke pass raatbhar” Prayag ne finally apne dil ki baat bol hi di uske heartbeats badhne lage the aur usne man me hi than liya tha ki agar uncle ne mujhe aaj rukne nahi diya to me inse kabhi baat nahi karunga.
“Are nahi beta tumhe bilfaltu me taklif hojayegi” uncle ne mana karte huye kaha. Aur is baar Prayag ka hindi movies ka bhoot asar kar gaya aur usne dialog marna shuru kar diya,“kyu uncle isme taklif kis baat ki agar Rahul aapka beta hai to kya me nahi hu?”
“Are aisi baat nahi hai beta parrr”
“Par var kuch nahi, its final me yaha ruk raha hu aur aap ghar ja rhe ho aur aaram karne wale ho.”
“Thik hai beta, me jata hu”
Rahul ke dad chale gaye aur Prayag ne room ka door band kar diya aur Rahul ke bed ke pass aakar baith gaya. Sirf dono ek hi room me ye sochkar Prayag bahot nervous hogaya, kya bolu kya nahii yahi sochta reh gaya dil me.
“Itna shant kyu baitha hai tu? And itna nervous kyu lag rha hai? Any prblm?” Rahul ne Prayag se pucha.
“Achha tujhe nind aarhi hogi na? me tujhe story sunau?” Prayag ne hadbadake pucha.
“What? Story? Me bachha hu kya?” Rahul ne haste huye kaha.
“Sorry yaar actually me pehli baar hospital me ruka hu na to mujhe pata nahi hospital me kya baat karte hai aur tujhe aise bed pe lete huye glucose chadhate huye dekhke mujhe bada ajib lag rha hai pata nahi kyu”
Prayag ki baate sunke Rahul ke chehre pe smile aagayi woh Prayag ki taraf dekhne laga. Ab Prayag ki nervousness bahot kam hogayi thi. Kya bolu kya nahi ye sochte sochte hi puri raat gujar gayi.
Rahul sogaya tha aur Prayag uske chehre ko ektak dekhta hi reh gaya. Sote huye Rahul ko usne pehli baar dekha tha aur aaj use ye eksaas horha tha ke Rahul kitna khubsurat hai, Rahul chehre se uski najar hat hi nahi rahi thi. Mauke ka fayda utha ke Prayag ne Rahul hath apne dono hath me le liye aur uspe sir rakhkr bhagwan se prayer karne laga. Aur aise me use kab aankh lag gayi pata hi nahi chala.
Next morning Rahul ki ankh khuli to usne dekha Prayag uske hath pe sir rakh ke sorha tha. Usne smile ki aur hath uske sir se nikalne ki koshish krne laga aur tabhi Prayag ki aankh khul gayi.
Aankh khulte hi Rahul ka chehra samne pa kar Prayag ko laga ye uska sapna hi hai isliye woh Rahul ki taraf dekhkar smile karne laga aur gud mrng bolke usne fir se aankhe band kar di. Rahul ko laga ab ye uth gaya hai to sir hata dega par usne aisa nahi kiya to Rahul dheemi awaaz me bola, “dude, mera hath dard kar kr rha hai” Prayag ne aankhe kholi aur aalas deke fir band kr di use abhi bhi sapna hi lag rha tha.

Rahul fir se bola,“dude????? Uth ja mere bhai”
Ab bhai sunke to Prayag hadbadake uth gaya. Tabhi Rahul ki mom aagayi,“hey gud mrng Prayag, dhanyavad raat bhar rukne ke liye. To kaisi rahi raat is hospital me?” Mom ne pucha.
“Aunty bahot achhi thi night. Ab dekho ise fever bhi nahi hai. Chalo ab me chalta hu agar kisi chij ki jarurat ho jarur bata dena aunty.”
“ Are itni gadbad kyu kar rha hai jane ki ruk to maine tere liye chai layi hai pi le fir jaiyyo”
“Are nahi pehle fresh hojau naha lu uske baad hi chai pita hu me. So ab chalta hu” Prayas ne bathroom me jakar muh pe pani mara aur nikalne laga tabhi Rahul ne use piche se awaaz lagayi, “Prayas ek sawaal puchu?”
“Ha bol na.”
“ Ye flowers tu kiske liye leke aaya tha?” Rahul ne Prayag ke maje lene ke liye pucha.
“Oh shit oh shit oh shit………. Me to bilkul bhul gaya. Dumbo hu me. Me to ye flowers tere liye leke aaya tha.”
“Mere liye?” Rahul ne surprising look diya to Prayag ki nervousness aur badh gayi.
“Nahi tere liye nahi wo….wo……wo me to doctor ke liye leke aaya tha unhone itna achha treatment kiya na tera isliye”
“Hehehhee are maine majak kiya, ab de to de flowers mujhe” Rahul ne haste huye kaha.
“And waise tujhe kisine bataya ke tu bahot bada cartoon hai 😛 “ Rahul ab Prayas ke nervousness ke maje lene laga tha.
Prayas flowers deke waha se chala gaya.
“Ye ise kya hogaya aaj? Aise kyu behave kar rha tha? Par bahot achha hai na dil ka raat bhar ruka raha yaha” Mom ne Rahul se kaha.
“Pata nahi use kya hojata hai bich bich me par cute hai” Rahul door ki taraf dekhkar smile karne laga.
Prayag aaj to bahot khush tha. Mano use sab mil gaya. Itna khush to woh aajtak kabhi nahi hua tha.
Sham ka time tha. Prayag college se ghar aaya Rahul ki mom uske ghar pe baithi thi. Ye dekhkar Prayag excited hogaya.
“Hey aunty Namaste.. kaise ho aap?”
“Me to bahot achhi hu”
“Pata hai Shital aunty tere liye sweets leke aayi hai tune unki help ki isliye” Prayag ki mom ne use bataya.
“Ohh iski kya jarurat thi aunty, waise aunty me aapke liye pani leke aata hu ek min”
“ Are nahi mujhe pani nahi chahiye”
“Are aunty aap aate aate thak gayi hongi na wait me lekar aaya”
“Prayu, Shital aunty apne uper wale floor pe hi rehti hai aur woh bhi lift se aayi hai” Prayag ki mom ne Prayag ko yaad dilaya.
“Ohh ha aap to uper hi rehte to, me to bhul hi gaya tha…fir..fir.. achha chai, aap mere hath ki kadak chai piker dekhiye maja aajayega aapko”
“Achha thik hai chal pila chai” Rahul ki mom ne haste huye kaha aur yaha Prayag ki mom confused hogayi uska aise behavior dekhke. Aur fir dono baate karne lagi aur yaha Prayag kitchen me chai banane laga.
“Achha Shital fir ab to Rahul ko job bhi hai aur umer bhi hochali hai ab shadi karwa hi de uski” Prayag ki mom ne kaha. Par jaise hi shadi ki baat suni Prayag kitchen se chilla pada.
“Shadi???????????? Aur itne jaldi? Abhi use settle to hone do”
“Ha Rahul bhi yahi bolta hai ke abhi woh shadi nahi karega aur jab bhi shadi karega to love marriage hi karega. Bolta hai mere najar me koi hai jab uski taraf se bhi ha ajayega to me bata dunga ghar pe.
Ye aajkal ke ladke to bade forward hote ja rhe hai. Isne bhi dekh ke rakhi hogi koi ladki kyu Prayas?”
Rahul ki mom ne Prayas se pucha par yaha Prayas to full depression me chala gaya Rahul ke pyar ke bare me sunkar
“Aunty ye lo chai, me chalta hu kuch notes banane hai”
“Ab ise kya hogaya achanak se”
“Ignore kar use ye artistic log aise hi hote hai inke mood ka kabhi koi thikana nahi hota” Prayag ki mom ne chai ki ek sip li,
“Oh my god is ladke ne to chai me chini bhi nahi dali, ruk Shital me lati hu chai banake”
Yaha room me jakar Prayag bed me let gaya aur Rahul ki mom ki baat yaad kar kar ke takiye me muh dal ke jor jor se rone laga.
Dusre din apna udas chehra leke Prayag college gaya. Usne Raju aur Bunty ko sari baat bata di. Ye baat sunke to woh bhi dang reh gaye.
“Yaar aise kaise, mujhe to lag rha tha woh tujhe full line de rha hai aur ab ye uski gf bahar aagayi…had tere ki” Bunty bhi udas hogaya tha is baat se.
“Wait, Rahul ladkon me interested hai so woh tere pass aasakta hai aur jaise ke uski mom ne kaha ki Rahul kisike ha ka intezaar kar rha hai……… to ab mere ander ka James Bond jagrut horha hai.”
“Oye ye bol rha hai tu?” bunty ne interrupt karte huye kaha.
“I mean to say ke hum uski love story bigad denge aur use Prayag ki taraf khich ke layenge. Rahul ne mujhe aur bunty ko nahi dekha is chij ka hum fayda uthayenge aur karenge Rahul ki jasusi.”
“Oye nahi tum aisa kuch nahi karoge, woh us ladki se pyaar karta hai yaar … promise me ke tum dono unke bich me kuch prblm create nahi karoge”
“Ha baba thik hai par atlelast jasusi karke pata to kare ke woh lucky girl hai kon? Jasus 006 bunty chalo kaam pe lago”
“006 ye kya hai?” bunty ne pucha.
“Yaar james bond 007 me hu so tu mera assistant hai to tu hai 006”.

To be continued soon ………