Ek adhuri Gay Prem kahani – Part 2

Gay Prem kahani

Next Day evening:
Prayag lawn me khada Raju aur Bunty ka wait kar rha tha aur tabhi dono aagaye.
“ ye le baby……hushhhh kitni mehnat se leke aaye hai hum” Raju ne bachha Prayag ke hath me diya.
“hey kitna pyaara baby hai, kiska hai? And mehnat karke laya means?”
“are woh chhod na bas 10min ka episode kar aur fir hum use wapas chhod ke aayenge”
Prayag Rahul ke aate hi bachhe ko god me khilane laga aur jor jor se bachhe se baate karne laga taki Rahul ko uski awaaz jaye and plan successful Rahul bachhe ko dekhke Prayag ke pas aagaya.
“hey kitna cute bachha hai kiska hai?”
“ wo……. Wo….. wo… ha ek uncle ka hai”
“ohh how sweet and dekh to kitna has raha hai tere sath khelke, mujhe nahi pata tha tujhe bachhe itne pasand hai.”
“ha yaar mujhe bachhe bahot pasand hai and pata hai kyu, kyunki ye kitne masoom hote hai, na nafrat na kuch sirf pyaar dete hai sabko.. u knw hame inse sikhne ki jarurat hai ke real love kaisa hota hai.”
“ohoo kya baat hai yaar I am impressed by ur thoughts, really great.”
Rahul bachhe ke sath khelne laga aur yaha Prayag ki tention badhne lagi.
“hey tujhe aaj bhuk nahi lagi? I mean aaj tu bata relax hai” Rahul ko bhagane ke liye Prayag ne bola.
“are nahi aaj pata hai office ke bahar panipuri wala khada tha so hum frnds ne milkar panipuri kha li aur jab panipuri ka naam aata hai me apne aap ko control nahi kar pata. Maine to itni kha li ki ab bhuk hi nahi hai”
Rahul ka jawaab sunkar Prayag tention me aagaya aur use bhaganeke liye kuch reason sochne laga.
Aur tabhi ek aurat bhagte huye waha aayi. Pasine se pani pani hogayi thi. Prayag ke pass aakar jor se chillane lagi,
“Prayag tum pagal ho kya bina puche bachha le jate ho, pata hai me kitna dar gayi thi heart attack aajata abhi. Atleast bolke to jata, abhi me police complaint krnewali thi aur agar itna hi shauk hai na bachhe palne ka aur khilane ka to khud ke paida kar aur jitna marji khila use”
apna bhashan jhadkar aurat bachhe ko le gayi aur yaha Prayag dekhta hi reh gaya. Aunty ke last sentence ko sunkar Rahul jor jor se hasne laga aur ye dekhkar Prayag embarrassed feel karne laga.

“ kuch nahi yaar hota hai kabhi kabhi its ok”
apni hasi dabate huye Rahul waha se chala gaya jate jate usne fir se mudke dekha to Prayag niche dekhke Raju aur Bunty ko galiya de rha tha.
“yupieeeee, next plan is panipuri….” Bunty bola.
“fuck off guys, mujhe ab tumhari koi help nahi chahiye. Pehle woh bachhon wali book aur ab ye churake laya hua bachha… Rahul pate ya na pate par tumhari sununga na to me jarur puri society me badnaam hojaunga so no more help…thnx” Prayag ne gusse se kaha.
“oye pehli baat woh book ye gadha leke aaya tha warna hamara plan to hit tha, dusri baat woh bachha chori ka nahi tha woh to garden me khel rha tha to maine kaha akele khelne se achha hamare sath khelo. Aur tisri important baat, kal Rahul ne book dekhke bola ke he like kids, aaj usne bola he loves panipuri pata hai kyu? Bcz use tera effort dikh rha hai and woh chahta hai tu uske liye aur kuch kar isliye woh tujhe hint de rha hai roj roj warna soch koi apni liking roj roj kyu batayega aur woh bhi har roj ek ek..” Raju apna ‘extra talented’ dimag laga ke logic dhundh rha tha.
“really?” and yup hamara hero once again confused.
“yesssssssss……… and ab Rahul chahta hai ke tu panipuri khaye”
“matlab? Hamare society me to panipuri wala hai hi nahi?”
“hehehhe woh tum mujhpe chhod do… matlab ye ki kal sham ko tumdono eksath ek plate me panipuri khaoge. Aur plate share krte krte apna dil bhi share kar loge.”
planning aur logic bana bana ke ab Raju apne aap ko James bond samajhne laga tha. Aur Prayag aur bunty Raju ka chehra dekhne lage aur sochne lge ke ye aage kya karnewala hai.

Next Day evening:
“are yaar saabji aapko panipuri khani ho to khao nahi to mujhe jane do yaar aadhe ghante se rok ke rakha hai khate bhi nahi aur jane dete bhi nahi”
Raju ek panipuriwale ko Prayag ki society ke bahar leke aaya tha paise dekar.
“ oye ruk yaar tujhe paise mil rahe hai na rukne ke to chupchap ruk. Ab jise khilani hai panipuri wahi nahi aarha hai to hum kya kare” raju baar baar road ki taraf dekhke Rahul ka wait kar rha tha.
“ khair chhodo… achha plan to samajh me aaya na tumhe, dekh Prayag jaise hi Rahul dikhe tum samne se chalte huye aana aur fir tumhari najar padegi panipuri pe aur samne se aayega Rahul to tum use rok kar bologe ke Rahul aaja panipuri khate hai samjha na? and real lagni chahiye acting” Raju explain kr rha tha.
“ha done… me samajh gaya.” Prayag ne ha me sir hilaya.
“aur tum Panipuri wale bhaiyya jab ye dono tumhare pas aaye to tumhara dialog hoga ke are yaar mere pas sirf ek hi plate bachi hai kyunki mera chat itna famous hai ke jaldi hi khatm hojata hai. Aur fir tum indono ko ek hi plate me panipuri doge”
“ha samajh me to aaya par aisa kyu? Koi lafda to nahi hai na bhaisaal. Ek plate panipuri khilane ke liye aap mujhe itni dur se lekar aaye aur paise bhi de rhe ho” Panipuriwale ne pucha.
“ha beta, tere panipuri me zeher dalke marna hai us ladke ko…..oye jitna bola na utna kariyo bas jyada sawaal na kar tu mujhse smjha na…. paise le aur khush reh. Samajh yaar kuch pyaar ka mamla hai” bunty ne aankh marte huye panipuriwale ko samjhaya.
“ dekho jab action bolu tab apni acting shuru kr dena tumdono.” Raju ab to apne aap ko ek bada director bhi samajhne laga tha.
Aur phir achanak Rahul samne se aata hua dikha aur inki acting shuru hogayi.
Plan ke mutabik Prayag ne Rahul ko panipuri khane ke liye bulaya.
“sorry yaar aaj me panipuri nahi kha sakta, actually kya hua na office me kisiki bday party thi so itna nashta kar liya ke bhuk hi nahi hai. Maine to mummy ko bhi khana banane se mana kr diya tha aaj and isiliye me late bhi hogaya. Sorry tu kha le nxt time khate hai sath me. Ya to ek kaam kar tu kha me rukta hu tujhe company dene ke liye.”
Rahul ka jawab sunkar Prayag ka pura mood off hogaya.
“nahi yaar rehne de fir waise aaj mujhe bhi jyada bhuk nahi hai. Next time hi khate hai..”
Inka conversation sunkar Panipuriwala bhadak gaya.
“ abe oye pagal hai kya tu, ek to mujhe 1ghante se rok ke rakha yaha aur ab bol raha hai khana nahi hai. Dekho tumhe jo karna hai karo mera dimar kharab mat karo mujhe mere paise dedo aur jane do. Pata nahi kiska muh dekh liya jo in gadho se pala pad gaya.”
“ 1ghante se rok ke rakha? Paise de do? Means? Ye kya horha hai?” Rahul ne Prayag se pucha.
“are pata nahi, chhod ye log to kuch bhi bolte rehte hai”
“achha thik hai chal me chalta hu ab jor se toilet lagi hai and ab control nahi horha. Chal bye”
Rahul waha se chala gaya.
Prayag gusse se Raju ki taraf dekhne laga.
“oye ab meri kya galti hai isme woh bahar se khakar aaya hai to. Aur tu chatwale bhaisaab uske samne chapad chapad karne ki kya jarurat thi? Chal tere paise cut ye le aur bhag yaha se kamine”
Prayag ko udas dekhke Bunty uske pas gaya aur bola,” don’t worry prayu hamare pass bahot plans hai. Bas ab thoda effective plan sochna padega”
“O hello excuse me, ab apne ghutne pe jor mat dalo jyada and plz now no more plans jo hona hai woh apne aap hojayega aur jo karna hai woh me khud karunga ab tumhari koi help nahi chahiye mujhe.” Prayag bahot gusse me tha.
“are prayu tu gusse me hai isliye aise bol rha hai, tu jake aaram kar aur baki sab mujhpe chhod de me kuch aur sochta hu” Raju ne Prayag ko shant krne ke liye kaha.
“yaar plz kuch soch mat, woh bachhon ki book, bachha churana aur ab ye panipuriwala kharidke lana.. damn yaar woh Rahul mujhe kya samajh rha hoga ke me kitna cheap hu kitta bada gadha ullu ka pattha hu….. and thnx to u ye sab tumlogon ki wajah se….. so ab no more plans ok? Jao ab ghar me bhi ja rha hu” kehkar Prayag ghar chala gaya.
“yaar ab kya kare” Bunty ne Raju se pucha.
“ yar sach me shayd humne pagalpanti kar di aur kuch din shant rehte hai taki Rahul ko shaq na ho. Aur prayu ke baat ka bura mat manna woh naraj hai isliye aise bol gaya” Raju ne Bunty ko samjhate hue kaha.
“are koi na, mujhe bura nahi laga. Chal ghar chalte hai” Raju aur Bunty ghar chale gaye.

3-4 din tak unhone koi plans nahi kiye aur embarrassment ki wajah se Prayag bhi Rahul ke samne nahi aaya.
After 6 days :
Prayag college aaya tha par uska man nahi lag raha tha lecture me. Ye dekhkar Bunty ne usse wajah puchi to usne bataya,
“yaar aaj subah subah Rahul ko hospital me admit kiya hai use maleria hua hai. Me jane wala tha use dekhne to mom ne mana kar diya bolti hai clg khatm karke aaja fir chale jana.”
“wow zakkasss… ye hui na baat ab aayega maja” Raju ne excitement se kaha. Raju ki baat sunke dono use strange look dene lage to Raju ne apni baat clear ki,
“guys dnt take me wrong, Rahul ke sath jo hua usse me khush nahi hua, bura hua par me is baat se khush hu ki ab Prayag ko apni image uske samne clear krne ka mauka mila hai”
“matlab? Ab kya karu me?”
“see, tu sham ko mat ja use dekhne, raat ko ja khana khake aur flowers leke ja aur fir jab jayega to waha uski mom ya dad honge raat bhar rukne ke liye to tu unhe ghar pe bhej diyo bahana banake aur raat bhar wahi ruk jaiyyo aur firrrrrr woh to tu aur puri raat akeli……. Use achhe se jaan lena apna impression dal dena. Ek tir se tin nishan… Rahul, mom and dad woh tujhe susanskari boy next door samajhne lagenge.”
“wow that’s great idea” Prayag khush hokar ghar chala gaya.