Major Saab se Chudaai ki Desi Gay Kahaani: 2

Desi Gay Kahaani: To babloo ne dono hatho se pakda lund aur apne hotho me sari foreskin bhar li. Badi der foreskin ko daanto pe hoth ka cover chadha ke pakad pakad ke kheenchta raha. Fore-skin ko hotho se kheenchne pe major sahib ke lund ki lumbai 3 inch aur badh jaati. Babloo isi tarah foreskin ko kheench kheench ke apna muh jijaji ke lund ke muh pe takrane laga. Jija ji ne aur pre-cum chhod diya, bole – “Peeta bhi hai kya?”

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Babloo – “aise to nahi peeta, lekin ek senior ne jabardasti gale me khali kiya tha tab pina pada tha!”

Major sahib – “to main to tera jija hu! Tu bachha hai mera! Mera to pina hi padega!”

Babloo – “Main aap ko hamesha se pyaar karta hu jijaji! aur aap ke liye kuchh bhi karunga! Pilaa do mujhe aur hamesha hamesha ke liye mujh pe apni seal laga do. Aaj ke baad mujhe koi aur lund chhoo nahi paaye!”

Babloo ka itna devotion sun ke jijaji ko aur pyaar aya aur unhone ek hath me babloo ka chahra pakda dusre me apna lund kas ke dabaya aur bole – “Aaa.. kar!”

Babloo ne jeebh nikaal ke pura muh khol liya. Jijaji ne lund pakad ke aise babloo ke muh me daal ke wo aas paas se kahin bhi babloo ke muh me touch nahi hua aur direct jaake babloo ke tonsil pe takraya. Tab babloo ne muh band kiya aur bache hue lund ke hisse ko bhi nigalne laga!

Babloo lund choosne me bahot jyada skilled hai aur gale me pura utaar chukka hai ye dekh ke major sahib pyar se chaanta maar ke bole – “Itna bada kab ho gaya re tu? Main to abhi bhi aankhe band karta hu to tu mujhe meri god me khelta dikhai deta hai! Ye sab kaha se aur kaise seekh liya tune meri to samajh ke bahar hai!”

Babloo lund muh se nikaal ke bola – “Aankhe band kar ke kyu! Mujhe sach me apni god me baitha ke khilao na jiajai aaj.” Aur lund ko wapas bhar liya. Ye to lund jyada lamba nahi hai lekin babloo jaise choos raha hai us se lagta hai ke agar 2-3 inch aur bhi lamba hota to wo aram se seene tak lund ko utaar leta.

Har paathak ne ek gaay ke bachhde ko maa ka doodh peete dekha hai. Jaise bachhda gaay ke than pe jor daar chot karte karte doodh pita hai waise hi babloo lund ko muh se pump ki tarah choos ke lund ke muh tak door hatata hai fir tezi se lund ko wapas gale me dhakelte hue apne jabdo aur chin ki chot jijaji ki jhaanto aur aando pe karta hai.

Jitni extra chamdi jijaji ke lund pe hai utni hi aando me bhi hai. Babloo ko khelne ke liye kamala ki soft balls mili hai. Wo barabar jijaji ke pelvis pe apne forehead ki jordaar chot karte karte lund choose ja raha hai aur dono haatho se jijaji ki jhaante bhi jor laga laga ke kheench raha hai.

Jaangho ke andar ke, upar ke baal bhi masal masal ke tod raha hai, aand se gaand ke chhed ke beech ke baal bhi apne dono hatho ki ungliyo me uljha uljha ke kheench raha hai. Jija ji ko aisa ehsaas kabhi nahi hua. Gaanden unhone maari hai lekin lund unka aaj tak neetu ne bhi aise nahi choosa!

Babloo ne aand pakad pakad ke puri teji se kheench dale, ek ek kar ke jor se aand daba bhi diya aur jijaji dard ke mare uchhalne lage. Lekin babloo ko rukne ko nahi kaha, na hi unka lund bahar aane ko taiyar.

Jhaanto ke baal tootne lage, kheench kheench ke dukhne lage, aando ke andar nasen dukhne lagi, aand jaise pet ke andar ghus gaye ho aise dukhne lage aur fir bhi jijaji in sab ka maza le rahe hain. Lekin itne dino ki tapasya, fir train me din bhar lund ki haalat, fir itni der se babloo ki aankho ka lund ko ghoorna, fir neetu ki choot nahi milna aur ab babloo ke gale ka itna hot massage.

Sab kuchh sahan nahi kar paya major sahib ka lund aur bimaro ki tarah ultiya karne ko hone laga.

Major sahib ko jab laga ke wo ruk nahi paayenge, unhone apni jaanghe khud noch li, waha ke baal khud hi masalne lage, babloo se bole – “Kheench meri jhaante, jor se kheench, aand bhi kheench pura dum laga ke, latak ke jhool ja mere andwo pe, aur neeche ke baal bhi kheench, tej tej ragad apne haath mere neeche..jaldi jaldi…mera aane wala hai…pee lena..bahar mat nikalna!” aur lambi lambi chote wo babloo ke gale me karne lage.

2-4 shots is tarah thokne ke baad jijaji ke pair kaanpne lage, pet me fenfde uchhalne lage, jijaji aage piche buri tarah jhatke khane lage, sar upar ki taraf kar ke latkane lage aur babloo satark ho ke dono panjo pe baith gaya aur jijaji ke jhaanto aur aand ke charo taraf ke baal kheenchne laga jor jor se, jaangho ke baal bhi ragad ragad ke bahot sare tod dale…

Phir jija ji muh me na nikal de is liye hatne ki koshish karne laga, jijaji ke aand ko ek haath se kheencha jor se, dusre se lund ko uski jado se tight pakad ke muh se bahar nikalne hi wala tha pura ke jijaji ne cock head pe hoth la ke rok diye aur chillaye – “Nikaal mat gaandu, le le…pura le…yaar please…pi ja…niche gira to gaand faad dunga saale ki….jaldi kar mera foot raha hai…aaya aaya…aaa…aa…” aur babloo jijaji ke dar se use pura nikaal nahi paya…

Par andar lete bhi hichka isliye hotho se hi usne foreskin daba ke lund ka muh band kar diya aur foreskin kheench li. Isi se jijaji ko feel hua ke unka lund khuli hawa me hote hue bhi kisi ke andar hai thik waise jaise aap koi tight condom pahan lo pahle to, fir condom ka head pakad ke jor se kheencho aage to pura lund condom ke andar suction power se jaata hua feel hota hai.

Aur isi se jijaji se raha nahi gaya aur saara maal jijaji ne apne lund ke andar hi dhhol diya. Babloo ne jaha se lund ko kas ke pakda tha waha use feel hua ke lund khud hi uske haath ko jhatak ke us se chhotna chahta hai aur khatarnaak jhatke uske hath ko de raha hai.

Waha lund ke muh pe usne apne hotho ka tala laga rakha hai lekin lund andar hi andar se goliyan daage ja raha hai jo apni hi skin se takra ke pighal rahi hai aur jama hote hote dher lag gaya hail und ke head pe. Us gun me se jo fire hue wo babloo ne gine.

Lund ke gale ki pipe me bade bade poore 17 jhatke lund ke usne apni index fingar aur thumb ke beech ki skin pe mehsoos kiye. 17 thick aur barf ke rang ki badi badi boonde bhar ke lund ka sar itna fool gaya hai jaise gubbare me pani bhara ho.

Jin paathako ke lund pe ample fore-skin hai wo kabhi use anguthe ungli se daba ke fir thoda moot ke dekhe. Unhe dikh jayega ke major sahib ka lund is wakt kaisa dikh raha hai.

Major sahib ki gaand patthar ho ke bhinch gai aur chhed buri tarah se lock ho gaya. “Aah…AAh.. ” karte khaali to ho gaye lekin unka cum adhar me latka hai. Na to zameen pe gira, na kisi ande pe chipka, na unke shareer ko chhoda aur na hi kisi dusre ke shareer me gaya. Isi tarah babloo abhi bhi lund ka muh hotho se pack kiye baita hai aur lund ka sar bukhar se tap raha ho jaisa garm ho gaya hai.

Major sahib ne foole hue lund ko dekha, ungliyo se dabaya aur squeeze karte hue bole – “Khol ise! Pee!”

Babloo aankhe tamka ke bas na kahne ki disha me sar hilata hai continuously!

Major sahib – “Mujhe gusaa aa gaya to aur bura hoga! Chal pee chup chaap! Nahi to dhakke se gale me undelunga dhyan rakhna!”

Babloo bura fansa. Abhi bhi pee nahi paa raha. Bas naak se tej tej saanse le raha hai.

Major sahib – “Nahi piyega? Bolu teri didi se?”

Major sahib khud jante hain wo aisa nahi kar sakte, na hi kabhi karenge lekin babloo umr ka kachha hai abhi shayad jaldi dar jaye isliye unhone ye daav khela aur daav jhat se sahi pada.

Babloo ne fir jaldi se sar hila ke kaha ke didi se nahi kahna main abhi pita hu. Aur dhire se babloo ne hoth dheele kiye, major sahib ne apne lund ka topa dabaya aur usme se paani ki ghoont ki tarah dher sari malaai nikli. Ekdum shining white starchy thick rabdi kisi nal me se nikalte hue babloo ki jubaan se neeche fisalti hui major sahib ne dekhi aur chain ki saans li.

Jitna maza unhe cum nikalne me nahi aaya utna use babloo ke halak se neeche jaate dekhne me aaya. Cum ko pura thikane pahochane ke liye major sahib ne use dhakka dete hue lund ko ek do bar fir gale me utar diya. Ab sara nigal lene ke baad babloo ko alag hi nasha ho gaya.

Major sahib halke se dheele pade lekin babloo jyada taav me aane laga. Jaise usne cum nahi khaya viagra khai hai. Major sahib ko laga wo royega, lekin wo to jyada akramak hoke, aankhe laal kar ke toothpaste ki tube se paste nikaalte hain jaise sqeeze kar kar ke bacha hua cum bhi nikaal nikaal ke chaba chaba ke khane laga.

Foreskin ke andar jeebh ghuma ke chaat liya. Jeebh ko fore-skin me hi daal ke fore-skin ko hotho me fir se daba ke kheench liya aur jhatke se wapas lund ko gale me pahocha diya. Lund thoda thoda mudne laga aur jijaji muskurane lage. Lekin babloo chhodne ko taiyar nahi. Bachhde ko jaise poora doodh nahi mila.

Jiijaji ne kaha – “Bas kar Bachhe!”

Babloo – “Ammm….a..nn..hn…” aur muh ko jhaanto bhare pelvis me daba diya.

Cum khaate hue usne lund ko jab wapas gale me daala tab kuchh poonch wale sperms jijaji ki jhaanto me ulajh ke rah gaye hain. Unko jhaanto me se jeebh aur hotho ki madad se nikal nikal ke babloo khane laga.

Khaa bhi chukka sara cum fir bhi badi der jijaji ke soye hue lund ko gelly ki tarah muh me rakh rakh ke choosta raha, jhaanto ko, aand ke baalo ko, jaanhg aur gaand ke chhed ke aas paas ke lambe lambe baalo ko bhi hotho me pakad pakad ke kheenchta raha, jaise baal bhi khaa jayega.

Jijaji ne jameen pe dekha, unki badi badi jhaante aur dher saare chaddi ke andar wale baal pahle hi jameen par idhar udhar toot ke bikhre hue hain. Fir dono hatho se chahra pakad ke kaha – “Bas Bas! Ruk to ja! 2 minute jara dum to le le! Main bhi tujhe itna easily thodi jaane dunga abhi! Par saans to le le. Chal idhar aa!” kah ke use apni kaakh me daba liya.

Jab pet bhara bhara mehsoos hua to babloo bhi jijaji ki bagale soonghta hua unki agosh me khone laga, ungliya abhi bhi jijaji ki chip chipi jhaante kheench rahi thi aur jabaan ab kaakh ke baal khaane lagi.

Dono thodi der nange lipte pade rahe aur fir jijaji ne ekdum se puchha – “Kyu be? Sach bata, daaru nahi pita?”

Babloo Sharma ke hans diya aur jijaji ke pet pe apna muh ragadne laga!

Jijaji bole – “badmash! Ja! Wo bottle la! Ab tujhe alag tarah se pilata hu. Glass se to dosto ke sath pi hogi tune!”

Babloo bear ki bottle laya to jijaji ne use farsh pe baithaya, uske aage khade hue, uska chahra utha ke apne aadhe soye hue chipchipe lund ke neeche kiya aur apni chhati pe bear ki bottle dhholni shuru ki. Babloo samajh gaya. Usne fat se jijaji ki jaanghe khol ke unke andar chahra daal ke muh khola.

Jijaji ki chaudi chhati se gir kar pet ke raaste, jhaanto ke jungalon me se hoti hu, lund aur aand ko nahlaati hui bear uske muh me aane lagi. Babloo us beer ko peete ja raha hai, pura chahra dho liya, geela chahra jijaji ke lund ke neeche ragad liya. Jija ji ne ekdum se bottle udelna band kiya aur babloo ki aankho me dekha, babloo ne bhi wapas dekha jijaji ki aankho me.

Jaise wo kuchh kahna chahte ho. Lekin bole kuchh nahi aur jijaji ke lund ne garm pani tapkana shuru kiya. Babloo ne dekha thandi kadwi beer ki jagah garm namkeen smelly moot us par aa raha hai to ekdum se usne chaha alag ho jau. Lekin jijaji ne use apni aankho me jhaankne ko kaha.

Babloo ne ek second aankho me dekha to ajeeb si shakti aa gai usme aur bina kahe hi usne muh khol diya. Tarr…tarr…ki awaaz ke saath babloo ka muh moot se bhar gaya, jaise barsaat ka pani naale me bharta hai. Babloo bade bade ghoont me use chup chap pi raha hai ye bhi major sahib ne dekh ke swarg ka sookh feel kiya aur unki aankhe bhi chhalak aai.

Babloo pe sach me unhe utna jyada pyar aane laga jitna neetu unse expect karti hai.

Jin paathako ko apne apne mard ka moot pina achha lagta hai wo hamesha dhyan rakhe ke peene wala aur pilane wala dono agar gahre pyaar se ek dusre ki aankho me dekhe to wo moot duniya ki sabse mahangi aur tasty drink se bhi jyada keemti ho jayega.

Khair jijaji ne ab puri bottle khud pe aur apne saale pe udel kar alag rakh di, saale ko pakad ke khud bhi us se chipak kar neeche baith gaye. Farsh par beer, shareer bhi beer me nahaya hua, jijaji ki gaand aur jaangh ke baal farsh ki beer me tair rahe hai, aur kai saare gahre kale mote baal idhar udhar bikhre pade hain.

Jijaji kas ke saale ko pakad ke chaat chaat ke uske shareer se beer saaf kar rahe hain. Fir saale se kaha ke wo farsh aur lund ki beer chat ke saaf kare.

Babloo ne kutte ki tarah farsh par se, jeejaji ki gaand ke neeche se, lund aur jhaanto me se, sab jagah se chaat chaat ke beer saaf kar di. Dono me khumaari wapas aane lagi aur major sahib ke lund ne tan ke wapas jabardast salute mara.

Major sahib ka man to hua ke jitni goliya hai gun me sari ki sari ek hi baar me shoot kar de lekin lund ne muh ka swaad le liya hai ab itni chhoti, tight aur laal dikhne wali gaand pe lund ki raal tapakne lagi. Choosne me to hoshiyaar hai babloo, cum bhi pila diya aur moot bhi pila diya lekin ab chode kaise, major sahib is uljhan me hai. Ye saala virgin hai.

Cum aur moot me ise dard nahi hua lekin lund bhar du to ise dukhega jaroor aur ye chillayega to? Aanakani karega to? Maza kaise aayega ab? Aur ab itna sab kuchh ho jane ke baad lund ko bhi kaise samjhau? Chode bina ye manega bhi nahi.

Akhir major sahib ne dhire dhire bablooko fuslana shuru kiya. Uske shareer se khele, bar baar use khud se chiptaya, uski kamar pakad ke apne pet se liptai, lund uski jaangho me ragda, dhire dhire chhed ki taraf le gaye, chhed masla.

Itne sab pe babloo ne kuchh nahi kaha. Use lund ka garm garm ehsaas achha laga. Usne bhi apni jaangho aur gaand ke chhed pe jijaji ke lund ko haath me pakad kar masalna shuru kiya. Tope ke upar baithne ki koshish karne laga to dono muskurane lage.

“Lega?” jijaji ne pucha!

Babloo bola – “Pata nahi kaisa lagta hai! Liya to nahi hai kabhi! Maza aayega kya?”

Major sahib bole- “Abe maza nahi aata to log gaand me lete hi kyu? Mere bahot sare dost hain border pe! Unko to paagalo ki tarah maza aata hai. Tujhe test karke dekhna hai to chal abhi daalta hu.”

Babloo taiyaar hua. Major sahib ko laga ke bachha hai so pahle ungli se gaand naapenge. Major sahib uthe aur hair gel laaye. Dher sara gaand pe dala babloo ke aur ek ungli bhar ke khud nikala. Ungli ko babloo ki gaand pe badi der fera.

Babloo ko is se nasha aane laga, gaand muh kholne lagi. Babloo upar upar uthane laga gaand ko. Aur kisi muddato se nahi chudi hui raand ki tarah kahne laga – “Jija ji chod do ab….daal do lund mere…”

Jijaji ne kaha – “Mar jayega gandiye! Pahle ungli to le le!” aur ungli dhakke se andar pahocha di major sahib ne.

Babloo ke hotho ne O banaya aur saans chhodi, aur gaand ne jijaji ki ungli kas ke pakad li. Lekin gaand ko bheech ke usne ungli ko andar hi kheencha. Jaise ke wo kisi bhi lund ke liye taiyaar hai.

Major sahib ne use paltaya aur gaand ko lund ke paas kheencha, babloo ne gaand full stretch kar ke bahar khol di, dono ke dil dhak-dhak tej tej karne lage, major sahib ne apne hatheli lund pe rakh ke lund kas ke aise pakda ke angutha pet ki taraf aur little finger lund ke head ki taraf.

Yun kas ke lund pakad ke babloo ke chhed pe rakh ke bas dabaya. Abhi kuchh bhi andar nahi gaya, lekin babloo ko maza aa gaya. Major sahib bhi tadapne lage. Sochne lage ke kaash ek hi jhatke me bhar du lekin babloo mar jayega. Udhar babloo anjaan bachhe ki tarah bol raha hai aane do aande do.

Lund ne babloo ki gaand pe dabna shuru kiya dhire dhire aur babloo ka chhed to nahi khul raha lekin gaand andar hi andar dabte hi ja rahi hai. Abhi tak to major sahib ne lund ki lagaam kas ke pakad rakhi thi hatheli me, lekin jaise hi unka haath chhodna hua, babloo ne josh josh me lund lene ke laalach me khud ko pichhe dhakel ke gaand ko lund pe pahna diya.

Major sahib to dusri duniya me pahochne lag gaye the lekin babloo wapas kheench laya is duniya me. Wo jor se chillaya aur uchhal ke wapas aage bhaaga, door jaa ke gira, jaise bruce lee ne pet me laat mari ho, right hand ke bal let gaya, pet daba ke ghutne mod ke tadapne laga, jaise ke iski gaand se bachha nikal raha ho.

Haath pair jaldi jaldi patke aur gaand ko haatho se dono taraf se dabaane laga. Aansu aa gaye aur rote hue bola – “Aaa….jija ji! Main to jaa raha hu. Mujhe abhi ka abhi didi ke paas chhod ke aao. Mujhe nahi chudna! Isme kaisa maza? Baap re jaan jaa rahi hai meri” aur babloo behosh jaisa girne laga.

Major sahib jaldi se lapke aur use chhote bachhe ki tarah pakda aur god me lipta liya, bahon me kas ke bole – “Sh…sh….shhh…. kuchh nahi kuchh nahi! Kuchh nahi hua! Chup chup! Sab theek ho jayega, abhi thik kar dunga main, dawai laga dunga, bas? Kya hua? Mujhe dekhne de!” aur major sahib ne sahlane ke bahane babloo ki gaand ke chhed pe middle finger rakhi.

Babloo dar se major sahib ke gale se chipka hua aur major sahib ne apni ungli dekhi khoon se bhar gai.

Major sahib bhi kuchh dar gaye aur bole – “Kuchh bhi to nahi hua! Pagla! Aise pyaar karta hai mujhe? Abhi tune kaha tha ke tu shuru se mujhe pyaar karta hai! Bas itna hi pyaar hai tera? Tune kaha aap ke liye kuchh bhi karunga. Ab kya hua? Itne 6-7 inch ke lund se dar gaya to soch kabhi koi bade lund wale senior ne pakad liya to? Usne lund bhar diya to? Kaise sahan karega?

Tujhe practice karni chahiye. Kuchh bhi to nahi hua. Chal main tere beer laga deta hu.” Aur major sahib ne farsh pe giri beer me ungli laga laga ke babloo ke chhed pe daba di. Babloo fir se chillaya jaise kisi chot pe koi dettol lagaye tab jalta hai.

Major sahib ne fir kaha – “Abe bachho ke jaise kya chillata hai! Ek second jalega abhi thanda ho jayega! Waha border pe hume goli bhi lagti hai to bhi itna nahi karte hum! Aur tujhe navy me jana hai? Aisa karega to tujhe waha se bhi gaand maar ke bhaga denge!”

Tab babloo ne himmat ki aur lund pe baithne ki koshish ki wapas. Is baar lund pe bithate hi major sahib ne khud ek hi jhatke me lund utaar diya to babloo fir se tadapne laga aur fir se chhoot ke bhaagne ki koshish ki. Lekin is baar major sahib ki god me tha wo aur unke baazuo ki jakad me.

Major sahib to sher ko bhi hilne nahi de agar chahe to. Bole – “Abe chup! Ladki hai kya? Teri didi bhi itna nahi uchhli jab maine pahli baar usme lund dala! Uske to khoon khoon aa gaya fir bhi! Baitha rah yun hi 1 minute, sab theek ho jayega! 2 minute baad kuchh feel nahi hoga, ulta tu kahega aur chodo! maza aayega dekh lena abhi.”

Babloo ko kya pata ke uske bhi neeche khoon bhar gaya hai. Wo to mare dard ke aankhe hi nahi khol raha. Aur jija ji pe bharosa kar ke unke lund me atak ke, unki god me lipta pada hai shaant sa, dard ko badi badi foonk maar ke udaane ki koshish kar rah hai.

Udhar major sahib ne niche dekha to thodi bahot beer me khoon mil mil ke unke aand, unki gaand aur gaand ke baalo me aur farsh pe fail gaya hai to unhone bhi hilna band kar ke babloo ko yun hi chipkaye rakha badi der. Fir apni ungliyo se babloo ke khadde ko apne lund ke charo taraf se sahlaate rahe badi der.

Ab koi adhe ghante tak dono yun hi pet se pet ragadte rahe. Fir major sahib se raha na gaya aur socha ke khoon band ho hi gaya hoga, aur khud babloo bhi ab dard bhool ke unki bahon me nashe se machalne laga tha to dhire dhire dono ne hi chodna chudna shuru kar diya. Babloo ko sach me nahi pata tha ke itne dard ke baad aisa maza bhi aata hoga.

Usne sach me hi jijaji ka naam chilla chilla ke chudne ki bheekh maangi – “Chod daalo major sahib! Chodo apni randi ko! aaj se main aap ki hu! Bas aap ki! Mujhe apne saath le jaao.” Fir jijaji ki aankh me dekh ke bola – “Oh jeeja ji! Aap ne ye kya kar diya? Ab main aap ke bina kaise rahunga? Ab aap ko didi ki baat maanani padegi, aap hume chhod ke nahi jaa sakte!”

Is par jijaji ko gussa aaya – “Abe fir apni didi ki boli? Tum dono ek saath chud lo to bhi main apne desh ko nahi chhod sakta! Main to wapas jaunga hi! Tum dono jaise chudne wale mujhe bahot mil jayenge, par tum dono soch lo mere jaisa chodne wala kaha milega?” aur gusse me jijaji ne wapas babloo ko palta ke uska khoon dikhaya, farsh pe hi usi ke khoon me use pet ke bal letaya aur pichhe se kamar pakad ke de dan dan gaand ke andar base ball ka balla ghumane lage.

Major sahib jis furti se pahaad chadh jaate hain utni hi teji se unka lund pura pura bahar aa ke wapas andar chhup jata hai. Badi der tak jaldi jaldi shot lagane ke baad major sahib ne dhyan se dekha apne lund ko aur babloo ke chhed ko. unhe kuchh dhyaan dene jaisa dikha to speed dheere karke dekha.

Major sahib ke bahot lambi fore-skin hail und ke muh par lekin fir bhi gaand ke bahar bilkul nahi dikh rahi. Saari ki saari babloo ki gaand me doobi hui hai. Fir jab major sahib ka lund bahar ki taraf khinchta hai to babloo ki gaand ke hoth lund ko tight pakde pakde lund ke saath saath pichhe pichhe aate hain.

Jaise aap ke haath se koi haath chhudda ke nikaalna chahe aur aap ka haath use tight pakad ke rakhe jaane na de. Isi tarah babloo ki gaand ne khoon tapkana akhir band kar diya aur major sahib ke lund ko bahar nahi aane dena chahti. Jab lund andar jata hai to gaand ki khushi ka thikana nahi, lekin jab bahar aata hai to uske piche pichhe gaand bhi uske pakde pakde aati hai wapas use andar bhar lene ke liye.

Major sahib ne yun hi dhire dhire kuchh der choda. Fir apna lund pura bahar nikal ke gaand pe aankhe jama ke ghoorne lage. Itni tight hai ke lund bahar aate hi gaand ka chhed tappak se aisa band ho gaya hai jaise waha koi chhed hai hi nahi.

Ek to itna tadap chuke, fir ye kachhi, ek dam naye taste wali kaatil gaand, upar se aankho ke aage tadapta hua unka pyara babloo, ye sab koi ek sath kaise sahan kar ke apne lund ko foot jane se rok sakta hai?

Major sahib ne mahino ki tapasya ki hai is liye wo aaj to jyada control nahi kar payenge, lekin kal babloo ki barah hi baja denge ye soch ke control ki baat chhod ke major sahib ne cum nikal dene ki than hi li. Kass ke babloo ko kheench kar gaand ko jhaanto pe chipkaya, reedh ki haddi jaha gaand pe aa ke khatam hoti hai waha apni hatheli ka nichla hissa rakh ke jor se dabaya aur jameen pe babloo ka pet ada ke aur ugr hoke thokne lage.

Babloo ka lund jameen pe chipak ke pichakne laga, aand maslane lage, ghutne fail gaye, lund se lekar ghutno tak ka shareer farsh pe paapad ban ke chipak raha hai, ghutno se neeche ka pairo ka pura hissa hawa me tadfada raha hai, pet se seene tak ka hissa hatheliyo ke bal poore stretch hue hatho par tika hai aur sar bhi upar hoke apni hi peeth ki taraf aisa khinch raha hai jaise babloo ki peeth me bhaala ghusa diya hai kisi ne.

Major sahib ki gaand bhi jameen par touch hai, har shot me ragda rahi hai, babloo ki gaand se jaise fevicol laga ke chipak gaye hain. Major sahib ke dono hatho ne gaand ko hi pakad rakha hai, ungliya babloo ke love-handles ki jagah pe gadda di aur chillaye – “Main ruk nahi sakta ab…nikaal raha hu…” aur apne dono ghutne mod ke dono panjo ke bal baith gaye.

Aage babloo thuk thuk ke farsh pe failta ja raha hai, babloo ki jaangho ke upar se jija ji ne apne ghutne mod ke pura wazan babloo ki jaangho pe hi daal ke gaand me ghuste hi ja rahe hain. Babloo dar raha hai ke uski jaangho me fracture ho jayega aaj to lekin dhama dham babloo ki gaand pe jaise bat se shot pad rahe hain to babloo ka dhyan udhar jyada hai.

Babloo ko to ab maza aane laga tha, bola – “Na…hi…ji….jaa…..ji…a…bhi…..a….ur……ch….odo…..na…….p…le…..as…..e….” babloo apna ye sentence ek sath bol nahi paya. Har letter ke beech uski gaand pe maar padi to wo aage dhaka gaya aur uske gale pe stroke lagi to atak atak ke awaz nikli.

Itne se sentence me 16 jagah dots hain, jiska matlab hai ke babloo ke bolte wakt major sahib ne 16 bade bade furtilye shots lagaye aur uske upar se hote hue chhaati uske kandho pe le gaye, jaldi se uska chahra pakad ke apni taraf moda aur jaise simba babloo ka pura chahra chaatata hai waise hanste hanste raal tapkate puri jeebh stretch kar ke bahar nikal ke upar se neeche tak sara chahra major sahib chaatane lage.

Koi shaatir maze le le ke karta hai, jaise koi laalachi adami jaldi jaldi hans hans ke chori kar raha ho waise major sahib pichhe se thokte ja rahe hain aur aage se chahra chaat rahe hain. Babloo ne kaha – “Simba aisa hi karta hai.”

Babloo ki thodi, hoth, naak, aankhe, matha sab kuchh chaat dala major sahib ne aur chaatate chaatate hi fir se “Aa….Aa…” kar kar ke major sahib apne saale ki gaand me khatam ho gaye. Jaise kisi charag me se dhuaan nikal ke dusre charaag me ghus gaya aur jinn ban gaya ho.

Babloo ki virgin gaand ki thukai ki desi gay kahaani

Major sahib babloo ke upar hi badi der gire rahe aur fir uth ke ek dum se phone laga ke bole – “Neetu! Thik hai! Main teri ek baat manta hu, ek tujhe maanani padegi!”

2 second ke pause ke baad wapas bole – “Main babloo ko apnata hu. Tujhe wachan deta hu ke tere mere koi aulaad nahi hogi, main babloo ko mere saath rakhunga, paalunga, bahot pyaar dunga. Babloo ke liye tu jo kahe sab manjoor hai. Ab tu apni jid chhod aur mujhe border pe jaane de! Maine teri baat mani tu bhi meri baat maan!”

5 second baad phone rakh ke major sahib pahli baar chud chud ke adhmare pade babloo ki taraf dekh ke chain ki saans bhar ke muskuraane lage.

Babloo farsh pe aise charo hath pair andar sikod ke, gaand upar aur sar niche kar ke pada hai jaise koi pilla abhi abhi kutti ki choot se nikal ke bahar gira hai aur thand se mar raha hai. Major sahib ke chahre pe bahot bhaari sukoon hai.

Babloo pe bada bhaari pyaar abhi bhi aa raha hai. Kuchh minute tak aise hi use nihaarte, dekhte, sochte major sahib ne kal ka irada chhod ke wapas lund ko hath me pakda aur babloo ke upar jaa ke use pura apne pet ke neeche leke dhak liya, daboch liya, haatho se haath cover kar liye, pairo se pair cover kar liye aur lup-jhup karti gaand me lund ko wapas fisla diya.

Raat bhar me ab Babloo pe Major Singh ki chhaap aisi lag gai hai ke jindagi bhar nahi mitegi.

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