Danavgarh ke chudakad mardon ki desi gay kahani: 2
Desi Gay Kahani: Aur aadha ghanta bit chuka tha… Na to uss ladke se aur naa hi Gupta se ruka gaya. Uss ladke ne apni pant aur chaddi nikal di aur koi dekh le usse pehle jaa kar Gupta ki god mein baith gaya. Unke upar kambal tha isliye unka nangapan dikh nahi raha tha.
Gupta ne bhi apne pant aur chaddi ankles tak utar diye the. Us ladke ne Gupta ke lund ko pakda aur apni gaand mein le liya. Kitne din baad Gupta ko ek gaand ka ehsaas mila fir se. Itni thandi mein ek gaand ki garmi achi lag rahi thi uske laude par. Woh aahista se apni gaand utha utha ke us ladke ko chodne laga. Usne ek hath se us ladke ka lund pakda aur hilane laga…
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Ajnabee kaafi samay se Shambhu ko pel raha tha ab. Shambhu ki gaand maarte maarte usne Shambhu ko apni kahani sunai….
“Mera naam! Bhairav!” “Mera ek bhai hai… Dinesh! Aur do chachere bhai… Bachpan se hum dosto ki tarah rahe hai. Hum ek dusre pe jaan chhidakte the… Fir das saal pehle sab badal gaya. Dinesh par shahar ka bhut chada tha isliye woh to hume chodkar bhaag gaya reh gaye the hum teen…
Bhale hi Samaaj Mahadanav ke baare mein sunn kar sharma jaaye par isse sach badal nahi jaata. Kehte hai ki Mahadanav tum jo mangoge woh dega” yeh kehkar Bhairav ne Shambhu ko ghutno ke bal kiya aur use kutte ke tarah chodne laga… Bhairav aur Shambhu…dono naam ka ek hi matlab tha… Bhairav ka lauda Shambhu ki gaand mein gaya aur dono ek ho gaye.
“Hum teeno hawas ke pujari the… Hamara ek rakhel tha…Kaali! Sultan aur Ghuman, mere chachere bhai. Unhone shaadi kar li thi. Maine nahi ki…. Hum teeno din raat Kaali ki chudai karte. Bahot achi raand thi hamari woh Kaali!
Fir hume ek kitaab mili ‘Mahadanav ki kahani’. Usme ek puja ke baare mein likha hua tha ‘akhand chudai’ use kaha jaata tha. Usme ek gaand Mahadanav ko pooranmashi ko samarpit ki jaati hai…
Mahadanav pragat hota hai aur us gaand ko hevaan ki tarah chodta hai. Jab usme Mahadanav jhadta hai tab us gaand ko Mahadanav ki thodi hawas mil jaati hai… Wo duniya ki sabse kimati gaand ban jaati hai… Lekin uska faayda uss gaand ke maalik ko kabhi nahi milta…
Faayda milta hai uss gaand ko maarne waale ko. Jo bhi uss gaand ko chodta hai aur usme jhadta hai use hawas ki shakti mil jaati hai kuch ghanto ke liye. Iss samay mein woh aadmi jo chahega woh cheej hawas uske saamne laa degi…”
Ab Bhairav pura nanga ho chuka tha aur Shambhu ke bhi kapde faad diye the… Woh Shambhu ko jor jor se dhakke de raha tha… Das saal se usne kisi ko choda nahi tha. Das saal ki hawas woh Shambhu ki gaand pe nikaal raha tha…
Shambhu ko pehle dhokhe ka ehsaas hua par fir Bhairav ne apna waada nibhaya aur apni kahani sunane laga… Aadmi chodta bhi acha tha… Woh uski kahani sunata raha….
“Hum iss nateeje par pahuche ki Gaanv ka sabse taakatvar aadmi Dada Thakur jarur isi ki vajah se itna vaibhavshali aur pahucha hua tha. Humne yeh puja karne ka tay kiya. Kaali apni gaand Mahadanav se chudwane ke liye kuch jyada hi khush tha. Kaali apni gaand uthata uthata Mandir mein daakhil hua.
Mahadanav pragat hua aur woh Kaali ko turant chodne laga. Kaali Mahadanav ka lund ek randi ki tarah le raha tha par kafi samay bita par Kaali Mahadanav ko santosh dilane mein nasafal hua. Iski wajah se sab jaante hi hai ki kya hua. Kaali ki gaand ab itni bhukhi hai jise koi insaan ka lund nahi mita shakta…”
Ab Bhairav ne apna lund Shambhu ki gaand se nikal diya tha aur Shambhu ka munh chod raha tha. Shambhu ko Bhairav ke lund ke saath saath apni gaand ka swaad bhi aa raha tha… Bhairav use chodta gaya aur apni kahani sunata raha.
“Baad mein hume pata chala ki humari galti kya thi… Akhand chudai ke pehle hi hum teeno ne Kaali ki gaand chodi thi aur uski bhukh mita di thi aur upar se hum teeno ne hamare lund ek sath Kaali ki gaand mein daalkar randi ko choda tha. Is wajah se uski gaand khul gai thi…
Jab woh Mahadanav se chuda tab uski khuli hui gaand Mahadanav ke lund ko ache se gale nahi laga saki aur uski bhukh bhi mit gayi thi isliye woh Mahadanav ke lund se sahi se chud nahi saki aur woh hamesha ke liye lund ki bhukhi ho gai.”
“Dusre din Kaali apne baap ke saath baazar aaya. Mardo ko dekhkar usse bardast nahi hua aur usne apni gaand bahar kar di sabke saamne aur lund ki bhikh maangne laga aur uski gaand chodi bhi kaafi mardo ne….
Uske baap ke saamne hi… Uska baap sadme se marr gaya. Hum teeno ko pachtava ho raha tha par Sultan aur Ghuman chup baith gaye. Mujhse raha nahi gaya aur maine kabul kar liya ki Kaali ki iss haalat ka ek kaaran mai tha.
Sultan aur Ghuman mere saath shaamil the par aise bartav kiya jaise unhone kuch nahi kiya. Woh anjaan ban rahe the. Mere parivaar ne mujhe ghar se bahar nikal diya. Mere bhai Dinesh ne bhi!
Mujhe girftaar kar liya gaya. Aaj jaake mein us salakho ke bahar nikala hu… Iske liye dhanyvaad!” Apna shukriya Bhairav ne Shambhu ke munh mein jhadkar bola. Shambhu bhi Bhairav ka paani pi gaya…swadisht tha!
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Bus ke conductor bas mein ho rahi chudai ki bhanak lag gayi… Isse pehle ki Gupta aur woh ladka apni apni jagah par baith sakte conductor waha pe aa gaya… Woh dono wahi ke wahi ruk gaye. Gupta ka lund uss ladke ki gaand mein… Mar gaye! unhone socha. Par conductor bhi ek tharki nikala!
Conductor ne apna lund bahar nikala aur use hilaane laga. Baaki ke musafir bahot gehri need mein the. Kisi ko koi bhanak nahi lagi. Conductor ne apna lund nikal ke khidki ki aur mud kar khada tha. Agar koi dekhega to bas yehi smjhega ki aise hi wo khada hai… Kya chal raha tha woh koi jaan nahi paata.
Gupta ne driver ki taraf dekha. Woh driver kach mein se sab dekh raha tha. Thode thode samay woh apna lauda dabaata rehta. Conductor ne uss ladke ki aur ishara kar ke apna lund hilaya. Woh ladka samjh gaya aur usne conductor ka munh mein le liya. Gupta ne fir se uske gaand ki chudai sharu kar di…
Woh ladka acha gaandu nikala… Gaand aur munh dono mein lund le liye the aur apna lauda hila raha tha. Isko itna acha laga ki woh jhad gaya. Gupta aur conductor aur aadhe ghante tak uss ladke ko chodte rahe. Aakhir mein conductor uss ladke ke chehre par jhad gaya…
Gupta bhi pelte pelte uski gaand mein jhad gaya aur lauda bahar nikal diya. Woh ladka apni jagah par waapas baith gaya aur usne Gupta ke lund ko chuskar saaf kar diya. Gupta ne apne lund ke upar pant chada di. Woh conductor yeh sab dekhata raha.
Woh uss ladke ke paas aaya aur usko bola, “Bahot bhukha hai lund ka tu to! Aur chudna hai to Daanavgarh depot par milna achhi chudai karenge teri…” bolkar woh conductor driver ki taraf dekhne laga… Uss ladke ne yeh dekha aur woh muskurane laga.
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Shambhu ab Bhairav ke saamne nanga baitha tha… Uske kapde jo faad diye the harami ne. Ab ghar chupake chupake jaana padega aisi nangi haalat mein!
“Bolo ab! Kya tumhare kaam ke hai mere raaz?” ”Bilkul nahin!”, Shambhu bola, “Par mujhe koi afsos nahi hai. Kyunki tumne mujhe bahot achi tarah se choda hai. Mujhe bahot majaa aaya tumhara lauda meri gaand mein lene mein… Madhav singh ko bhi mein shayad maaf kar dunga…
Maadarchod saala! Ek numbar ka harami hai par bahot achi tarah se pelta hai… Waise bhi usne mujhe apni aurat bana liya tha uss raat ko… Main mana kar raha tha par mann hi mann mein maine bhi usko apne mard ke roop mein svikar kar liya hai… Dekhte hai kya hota hai!”
Shambhu ko pata nahi tha ki woh Madhav singh ke baare mein sochte sochte apne lund se khelne laga tha, “Par mujhe ek baat khatak rahi hai. Tumhare bhaiyon ne yeh acha nahi kiya. Ek bhai ko to dusre bhai ki madad karni chahiye… Tumhare bhaiyon ne to tumhe dhokha de diya..”
“Haan! Sultaan aur Ghuman se to main iss baat ka badla lekar rahunga. Par Dinesh ka isme koi kasur nahi hai… Uska to mujhse naaraj hona aur bhi jaayaj hai!”
“Kyun?” Shambhu ne pucha.
“Ek paap kiya hai maine. Jawaani mein ekdum chutiya tha main. Woh uss raat nashe mein churr tha aur so gaya tha. Uski suhaagraat thi. Uske badle mein main kamre mein ghus gaya tha. Uski biwi ne virodh kiya par maine apna mota sa lund nikal diya.
Use dekhkar wo apne ghutno par baith gayi aur mera lauda chusne lagi… Saari raat mera bhai bahar sota raha aur main uski biwi ki chut aur gaand dono baari baari se chodta raha… Uss raat mein uske andar itni baar jhada tha ki woh pet se ho gayi. Nau mahine baad usne ek aulad ko janam diya. Mere bete ko… Bunty! Mera bhai to abhi bhi isi galatfehmi mein hai ki Bunty uska beta hai!”
“Uske baad bhi main aur uski biwi thande nahi pade… Jab bhi mauka milta chudai karte… Ek baar to pakde hi jaane waale the. Uski biwi ne 4-5 baar mere bachche giraye. Meri giraftaari ke agale din tak yeh silsila chalu tha. Uski ladki bhagvan ka shukar hai ki Dinesh ki hi aulad hai.
Salakho ke piche jab main tha tab maine yeh sab socha aur bahot rona aaya…ki maine mere bhai ke saath thik nahi kiya. Ab main woh aurat nangi aayegi to bhi apna lund nahi dunga use. Maine thaan liya hai!”
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Bus Daanavgarh ke depot par ruk gayi thi. Gupta ab kaha jaaye? Yeh tay kar raha tha. Depot ke piche ki jhaadiyo se woh ladka bahar nikala. Uske piche woh conductor aur driver bahar aaye. Teeno apne kapde seedhe kar rahe the…
Padhiye Daanavgarh ki lund khada kar dene wali desi gay kahani
Woh ladka Gupta ko dekhkar paas aaya, “Do mardo ke lund ek saath gaand mein lene ka ehsaas hi kuch aur hai….majaa aa gaya. Woh driver to ekdum bhediye ki tarah gaand chodta hai… Vaapas kabhi chudna padega dono se…” woh bolte bolte chudai ke sapno mein kho gaya.
Jab woh sapno se bahar aaya tab usne apna parichay diya, “Main Kunwar! Kunwar Thakur! Agar kabhi mann kare to aa jaana Dada Thakur ki haveli pe. Mere papa hai… Tumhara intejaar rahega.” Gupta ne uska dhanyavaad kiya aur usko alvida kaha. Woh gaav ki aur jaane laga….apne Bunty ke paas!
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