Desi Gay Sex Story of Booty Fuck by Babaji: 1
Desi Gay Sex Story: School ke final exams hain ab! Meri gaand ko meri padhai ki bilkul chinta nahi, chahe mujhe kitne hi marks aaye, lund lene ka chaska chhootata nahi gaand se. Din bhar aur har wakt lund ke sapne le le ke main to khud pareshan ho gaya hu. Padhai kaise karu. Jaane kis kis ke lund gaand se jyada dimaag me ghuse hue hain. Akhirkaar pareshan ho ke Sunday ke din maine papa se kaha ke aapki shop ki chabi do, main waha jake padhunga, aur koi mujhe din bhar disturb na kare.
Shop Ghaziabaad me highway ke kinare hai, aage bada khali space hai jo boundry wall se covered hai fir andar office type bana hai jisme badi wall size khidki hai jisme one vision glass laga hai, bahar ka sabkuchh dikhta hai par bahar se andar nahi dekh sakta koi, aur shutter hai. Rest ke liye bada sofa us khidki ke neeche laga hai, ek working table, aur 4-5 chairs hain.
Aaj chhutti ka din hai to naukar koi nahi aaye hain. Maine boundry wall ka gate khol ke socha apna bag, bottle tiffin wagerah andar office me rakh ke aa jau fir boundry ka gate hi lock kar dunga taki koi disturb na kar sake, isliye jake shutter khola, office me sara saman rakha aur pichhe muda to khidki me se dekha ek aghori type babaji hath me trishool leke chale aa rahe hain.
Main kuchh samajhta itne me wo office ke aage aake pedhi chadh ke mere samne dono bahen faila ke bole – “Jeeta rah bacchha! La Baba ki kuchh seva kar de!”
Draculla ki awaz sun ke main dar gaya aur dekha babaji khoob lambe chaude hain. Koi saadhe 6 feet height hogi kam se kam (kyu ke 6 feet ka main khud hu aur babaji mujhse unche ja rahe hain.) aur shareer ek kandhe se ghutno tak lambe bhagwa choge me dhaka hua haimano ek bhagwa chadar bas gale me daal ke lapet rakhi hai, lekin fir bhi pata chalta hai ke hatte katte honge.
Gale me kuchh janjeere padi hai jo choge ke andar se hote hue ghutno ke neeche bhi latakti dikh rahi hai, daaye pair me ek bada bhari sa chandi ka kada pahan rakha hai, pindliyan ek dum bhari bhari aur gol matol hai jaise akhaade ke pehlwano ki hoti hai, chalte hain to janjeero ki khanak ki tej awaze aati hai.
Aankho me darawna kaajal, lalaat par tripund, kaano me kale kale bade bade kundal, sar par jataaye, daadhi moochhe bhi gahri gahri ugi hui, gardan muscles se bhari hui fir bhi adam’s apple thoda sa bahar jhaank raha hai center me. Maine ekdum se pehchana ye to Jason Momoa hai! Bilkul usi ki kad kaathi hai, thodi shakal bhi milti hai, bas rang thoda sanwla hai.
Jaise Jason Momoa Khaal Drogo ke get-up ko change kar ke Indian baba ban gaya hai. Daadhi moochhe bilkul Sehzada ki hai (Shehzada ka look dekhne ke liye main pathako ko insist karta hu ke instagram par “the_shehzadaaa” ki profile please check Karen. Maza aa jayega meri guarantee hai). Aur look bilkul bhi ganda nahi lag raha, aur baba log jahan kai din se nahaye hue nahi lagte hain waha ye baba ekdum fresh dikh rahe hain.
Pahle hi to main hunk logo se pareshan ho ke yaha bhaag ke aya hu ab ye babaji pichhe pichhe chale aaye. Maine badi mushkil se man ko manaya aur kaha – “Koi nahi hai yanah baba ji! Aaj chhutti bhi hai, aur main to yaha padhne ke liye aaya hu, exams hai. Please aap kahi aur jaayiye!”
Baba – “Aise naraz nahi hote bachha! Pariksha me hamara ashirvaad kaam aayega! La kuchh to seva kar de!”
Maine thoda kadak banane ki koshish kar ke kaha – “Bas aap ka ashirvad hi chahiye babaji, mere paas kuchh nahi hai! Chalo yaha se!”
Baba – “Shaant ho ja bachha! Hum koi aise waise baba nahi hain! Zara darshan kar le ek nazar fir tere sare kasht door honge!” aisa kah kar baba ne jaise koi coat kholta hai waise apna choga hataya ek haath se!
Maine dekha to aankhe fat gai! Ye to naaga sadhu hai. Aage se poora saaf bina baal ka shareer choge ke andar poora nanga, jo janjeere gale me padi hai wo neeche aa ke babaji ke lund me pierce ki hui kadi me judi hui hai, aur badi si Leech jaisa latakta lund aisa dikh raha hai ke jaise cycle ki tube me hawa bhari hui hai, itna mota aur soft, soya hua bhi 6 inch tak neeche jhoolta hua aur full hawa bhari hui tube jaisa jaada aur kadak.
Us lund se bhi ek inch aur neeche tak latakte hue bade bade aand. Zamane me aand ke 3 roop hote hain, ek to sal hi sal daal ke sikud ke chhote pade hue, dusre bhare bhare spongy ball ki tarah aur tisre pighal ke fail kar latakte hue. Tisre tarah ke aand me laal patli nason se bhari apas me chipki hui patli chamdi ke andar aand akele latakte hain. Par in babaji ke aand to 4th tarah ke hi hain.
Pighal ke latak kar lambe to ho rahe hain lekin chamdi khaali polythin ki tarah nahi hai, chamdi moti hai par fir bhi soft hai, khali nahi hai bhari bhari hui hai, ek to chamdi ke andar aand ki size bhi badi hai lekin andar ki goliyan koi koshish karke bhi dhoondh hi nahi sakta kyu ke aand ke saath jaise maans bhi bhara hua hai, isliye poore ke poore aand hi pighal kar bhi foole hue hain aur spongy hai.
Kul milakar kisi aurat ke bobe kat kar baba ji ke neeche aand bana kar latka diye hain. Udhar lund ke foreskin nahi hai bilkul bhi, thoda sa tope ke rang me aur lund ke rang me fark hai jo ek joint par dikh raha hai, is se saaf pata chalta hai babaji ne foreskin katwai hai, pahle thi!
Frennulum se ghus ke tope ke muh me se nikalti hui janjeer ki ek kadi jisne gale se latakti hui zanjeero ko pakad rakha hai aur neeche ghutno tak bhi janjeere latka rakhi hai. Neeche latakti janjeero ne hi baba ji ka lund kheench kheench kar aisa lamba kar diya hai ke soya hua bhi wo normal size ke khade lund ke barabar hai. Jhaante 2-3 din pahle hi kaati hai baba ji ne dikhta hai aur baaki pure shareer par kahin baal kabhi uge hi nahi, bilkul smooth.
Skin, shareer, soft aur kam jhaante, aur poore shareer par kahi bhi baalo ka na hona dekh ke lagta hai 25 se upar nahi hai baba ji. Jaanghe pelvis ke baad ekdum ubhar ke shuru hoti hai, jitna lamba shareer hai usi hisab se jaanghe lambi hai aur gardan bhi oont ki tarah lambi. Lekin jaanghe aur gardan dono hi maans se bhari hui hai full. Muscles nahi dikhte lekin shape shareer ke har ang ka barabar dikhta hai, bhara bhara maansal shareer aur ekdum sporty!
Babaji ka thullu dekh ke dimaag ka ghanta “Tannnnn…nn..n..n..” kar gaya! Maine hadbada ke kaha – “Are..re…babaji ye kay kar rahe ho, waha bahar khade khade? Pahle to aap isko band karo aur andar aake darshan karao kya dikhana chahte ho.”
Babaji samjhe to kuchh nahi meri mansha lekin muskurate hue andar jaroor aa gaye. Shayad is laalach me ke main ab unko kuchh daan dakshina dunga! Lekin main aram se kursi me dhans gaya aur bola – “Haan to baba ji karao darshan! Ache se sab kuchh dikhana! Sirf naag baba ke hi nahi, poore mandir ke darshan karne hain mujhe to! Fir aap ki seva bhi karunga aap chahe to!”
Baba ji shayad kuchh kuchh samajh gaye ab! Bole – “Bachha! Bachha! Bada besharm aur natkhat dikhta hai tu! Shareer se 6 foot ka gabroo ho gaya hai lekin dimaag aur man kisi aurat ka lagta hai. Kitne saal ka hai?”
Maine kaha – “Haan babaji ye baat to bilkul sahi kahi aap ne! Mere andar ek aurat hi hai. Abhi 12th me padhta hu, 18 saal ka hu. Aur aurato ki tarah hi sochta, aur harkate karta rahta hu hamesha. Koi upaay batao na! Mere dosto ne bhi mere bobe kheench kheench ke itne bade kar diye hain. Aap ka shareer dekho aur mera dekho! Itna bada pichhwada hai, mota hu, bade bade bobe latak rahe hain. Main kya karu koi ladka mujhe bhaav nahi deta.”
Baba – “Bachha! Baba se makhaul karta hai! Khair chal! Jab itni baat ho hi gai hai to jo chahta hai saaf bata de, shabdo ka chayan karne me sankoch mat kar. Hum teri ichha poori karenge!”
Maine kaha – “Baba ji darshan kara do ek baar sabhi kuchh ke!”
Babaji ne trisool side me rakha, apna choga poora utar ke rakh diya ek chair pe aur office me idhar udhar ghoomne lage, aage peechhe se sab kuchh mujhe khullam khulla dekhne dene ke liye, aur unki nazar meri aankho aur jeebh par hi thi.
Maine apni chhati ko masalna shuru kar diya ek haath se, dusre se apne aandwe daba liye kas ke, jaanghe apas me bheench li, gaand bahar faila di, jeebh apne hotho par ferne laga aur dekhta raha babaji ko idhar udhar chalte hue, aage se bhi aur pichhe se bhi jhuk jhuk ke. Baal poore shareer par kahin nahi bas armpit me hain thode se.
Jaangho ka maans hil raha hai, aapas me bhi andar ki jaangho ka hissa takra raha hai, chalte time jo pair jameen par hai uski gaand dusri wali ko dhakka de kar side me hata deti hai, aur jo pair hawa me uthata hai uski gaand jagah chhod ke dusri wali ka swagat karti hai. Fir wapas pahli wali gaand jagah chhod deti hai aur dusri wali waha jam jaati hai, par fir bhi dono ek duji se chipki hui!
Ek upar uthti hai to dusri neeche girti hai. Gaand poori chikni bhi hai. Jaise ke oily skin hai gaand ki! Lund ko to janjeero ne pakad rakha hai lekin aand jhool jhool kar idhar udhar naach rahe hain. Apni chamdi ke andar ek upar to ek neeche, kabhi dusra upar to pahla neeche hota saaf dikh raha hai.
Chaati do ubhre hue moulded pahaad hain jo ek chaudi naali se separate hote hain, pet thoda sa curvy hoke bahar nikla hua hai, taund hai fir bhi nahi hai. Kul milakar thodi si nikli hui taund bhi kamal ki sexy lag rahi hai. Us par baith kar uchhalne ka man karta hai, gaand to khoob majedaar tarike se ubhar ke bahar nikli hai. Sahreer ke har ang me golaai ka ubhaar hai.
Mujhse raha nahi gaya aur maine kaha – “Babaji! Naag devta ko chhoo kar dekh sakta hu kya?”
Baba – “Nisankoch hokar chhoo le bachha!”
Maine haath me pakad liya dhire se lamba lund! Ek dum soft! Thoda rubber ki tarah stretch kar kar ke bhi dekh liya. Fir puchha – “Prasaad bhi dete hain kya aap?”
Baba Santa Claus ki tarah hans diye.
Maine poochha – “Aap ka shareer itna kamal ka kaise hai baba ji!”
Babaji – “Ab sharafat ka chola utaar ke hi rahega tu lagta hai baba ka! Kya naam hai tera?”
Maine kaha – “Gullu!”
Babaji – “To gullu! Main koi baba to hu nahi sabse pahli baat! Bas apna ye style hai, kamane ka bhi, maze karne ka bhi!”
Maine kaha – “Matlab?”
Baba – “Matlab ki, main Bangaal se aya hu aur yaha ek basti me rahta hu. Apni basti me main khoob kabaddi khelta hu, subah subah khoob kasrat karta hu, daru bhi peeta hu aur khoob maans-machhi khata hu. Shareer ko aisa rakhna padta hai! Kyu ke baba ban ke din chadhne ke baad ghar ghar jata hu Ghaziabaad me. Us time sab admi kaam par hote hain aur gharo me bhabhiyan hoti hai.
Jiska man teri tarah lalcha gaya wo choot de deti hai aur jisne kuchh dakshina de di to wo bhi sweekar! Is tarah anand lete firte hain din bhar baba ban ke! Chodne ko bharpoor mil jata hai, pet bhi bhar jata hai aur paise bhi mil jaate hain. Bade gharo ki kai sari bhabhiya apne lund me atki hui hai. Jab chahe chale jate hain aur lund khali kar aate hain hum! ”
Mera to lund khada ho ho ke bas footne hi lag gaya itne me to. Dimaag me aisa toofan aaya ke padhai wadhai exam vexam sab gaya bhaad me aur maine sab laaj sharm, sankoch, darr, chinta chood chhaad ke baba ji se chipakne lag gaya aur kaha – “Mujhe bhi prasaad do na babaji! Aap sirf aurato ko hi dete ho kya mujhe bhi kuchh to de do please!”
Baba – “Haan! Mujhe to choot hi chahiye….ye…ee…” bol ke baba ji mere shareer ko ghoorne lage upar se neeche tak, fir wapas bole – “Par…r…rrr..”
Maine kaha “Par kya? Please ek chance to do! Dekho to main aap ki kaisi seva karta hu.” Aisa bol ke maine janjeero me haath daal ke lund pakad liya baba ji ka! Hatheli me bhaari bharkam mooli ho jaise, aage badh ke lund ka sookha muh soongh liya, lund ko uthaya hatheli me fir dono aando ke neeche ungliya daal ke unko bhi upar uthana chaha to laga jaise kisi bade se gubbare me paani bhara hua ho aur use main apne haath se hila raha hu.
Latakte hue boxing-punch bag ko hilane me jitna jor lagta hai utna bhaar is saare maal-material me lag raha hai ke mujhe jor lagana pada itne bhaari bhaari lund aur aand uthane me, fir aand ke neeche apna poora muh bhar diya. Baba ji ka lamba dheela aand samet lund aur janjeere, dono mere gaal par so gaye aram se!
Baba ji ko jaise gudgudi hui, par achha bhi laga. Bole – “Theek hai dekhte hain! Pahle tu apne kapde to khol mujhe dekhne de ke mera khada hota hai ya nahi tera nanga badan dekh ke.”
Maine jhat se shutter giraya aur apne kapde jaldi se sab ke sab khol daale. Dono jaangho ko mila ke lund sahit aando ko jaangho ke peeche chhupa ke khada ho gaya aur bola – “Lund to main khada kar hi dunga aap ka, aap dekhte to jao!”
Baba ne fir mujhe poora nanga upar se neeche tak dekha aur ab khud kursi par gir ke bole – “Hmmm..m..mm.m..lag to tu raha hai koi 35 saal ki bhabhi, jo 18 saal se apne pati se chud kar moti ho gai hai aur 2-3 bachhe nikaal chuki hai. Bobe bhi mast hain tere aur gaand bhi. Baki aur kya chahiye hume? Ek chhed aur 2 bobe! Wo dono tere paas hai. Par dekh ab lund ka kya karu? Khada kaise hoga?”
Maine haatheliyan babaji ke scrotum ke charo taraf gher li aur fir Baba ji ke soye hue lund ko kheenchne, khelne laga. Ek to janjeero ka bhaar, fir mera kheenchna. Babaji ka lund to koi 10 inch tak rubber tube ki tarah khinch gaya. Maine fir poocha – “Aap musalmaan hai kya?”
Baba – “Nahi yaar! Ye to auntiyo aur bhabhiyo ko khush karne ke liye aur lund ko saaf suthra aur handsome banana ke liye maine 2 saal pahle apni chamdi katwai hai aage ki. Aur ye janjeere bhi dikhave ki hai, asal me to ameer auntiyo ki parties me late night strip karne bhi jata tha pahle isliye lund pierce karwaya tha. Fir baba banane ka idea aya to janjeere daal li isme taki log siddh saadhu samjhe!. Tu chahe to khol bhi sakta hai janjeere!”
Maine socha. Achha! Tabhi to ye itna handsome hail und. Aur janjeero me baandh ke na rakhe to aur kare bhi kya babaji! Agar zangeere khol di to ye lund galiyo choraho par bhaag jayega aur sab ko pakad pakad ke sab ki gaandon aur chooton me ghus jayega.
Maine kaha – “Oh!! Tabhi to itna kamal ka dikh raha hai ye lund!” aur fir se baba ji ke lund ko kheenchne lag gaya. Kabhi jeebh se chaata, kabhi janjeero se kheencha. Fir janjeer hata di, sirf lund ke muh me ring rah gai aur maine us ring ke sath hi lund ka topa muh me le liya. Babaji ne garm saanse muh se chhodi, chhati fula fula ke girai aur peeche tik gaye aram se lekin lund ko kuchh nahi hua.
Jaise saanp kisi dusre saanp ko nigalta hai waise maine tope ko muh me jeebh aur hotho ki madad se kheenchne laga, dhire dhire topa to mere tonsil ko chhoo gaya aur fir maine baki bache lund ko nigalna shuru kiya. Badi der aise hi khelna pada, aur jab soya hua lund asani se mere saans ki pipe ke parallel fisal gaya poora gale me to use kuchh garmi feel hui.
Koi poora ek minute aise hi mere gale me lund soya to uska dum ghutne laga aur tab jake lund baba jagrat hue, gusse se neend tooti, aur apne asli roop me prakat hue. Lund mere gale hi gale me aisa failta gaya ke mano gusse me pooch raha hai – “Kisne meri neend haram ki hai?” aur andar se mera gala dabane laga.
Lund fool fool ke chauda ho kar mere gale ko peechhe dhakka de kar bahar aana chahta hai mano. Mere hoth jo abhi baba ji ki jhaanto me aur aando me dabe hue the wo baba ji ki jhaanto se koi ek inch door hat gaye aur mujhe ubaaki aai. Aankho ke dono kono par paani ki boond ban gai aur saanp kuchh wapas ugalta haiwaise hi maine lund wapas ugal diya “Uwaaaa” ke saath.
Lund bhi waisa hi chipchipa aur shine karta hua lag raha hai jaise saanp ke ugalne pe koi cheez dikhti haii. Lekin lund ka jo shape mere gale me utra tha wo gale se bahar aane wale shape se itna alag hai ke kisi ko photo kheench ke batao khade aur baithe lund ki alag alag to kahega ke dono alag alag logo ke lund hain.
Baba ji ka khada lund! Ab koi 11 inch ka ho gaya hai. Baba ji ko poora nanga kar ke unki health hight ke proportion me lund ko koi dekhe to atma ko tripti ho jayegi! Barabar 6.5 feet ke insaan ka lund hi hai ye. Jis lambai chaudai se bhagwan ne baba ji ko banaya hai wohi lambai chaudai inke lund ko di hai. Aur shape bhi itna kamal ka hai ke kya batau.
Side se dekho to lahar jaisa ubhaar wala shape banata hai baba ji ka lund. Jaise koi lahar uthi aur fir gir gai. Kisi page par pencil se ek upar ka semicircle banao aur uske end par neeche ka semi circle banao, fir dono semicircles ke curves ko upar neeche se daba ke ekdum itna chapta kar do ke middle line se bas 1 cm upar neeche rahe to jo line shape ab banega wo baba ji ke lund ki upar ya neeche ki outline hai.
Maine badi der lund ko jee bhar ke dekha. Sakshat Hades khade hain mere samne, Cerberus ki poonch apne lund par pahan ke aaye hain jaise.. Kai aurato ko choda hai ghar ghar jake is lund ne. Jaane kitno ki faad di hai, aaj meri bari hai.
Meri gaand ne mujhse kaha – “Jane kitni chooto ke moot me abhishek karwaya hai apna is lund ne, main pahli gaand hu, saara choot ke moot ka bhoot utaar dungi aaj, aane to do mere andar ek baar!”
Baba ji magan ho gaye. Jaise chillam chadha li hai! Bole – “akhir lund ko jaga hi diya tune! Ab shaant bhi karna padega bachhe! Chillana mat ab, bhaagne nahi dunga dhyan rakhna!” Bol ke mere bobe pakad ke daba diye baba ji ne aur prem chopda ki style me raal tapkaate hansne lage.
Maine socha fans gaye ulta! Maine to socha tha thoda maza leke, lund se khel ke thoda choos ke enjoy kar lunga fir baba ji chale jayenge, lekin ye to ab khoonkhaar ho gaye hain lagta hai. Main to majaak kar raha tha, kabhi lund to liya nahi hai gaand me ab kya karu, is baba ne jabardasti kar ke ye lamba mota lund daal diya to main ghar kaise jaunga ye soch ke darne laga.
Fir maine socha chalo choos choos ke maal nikaal lunga ek baar to apne aap lund so jayega fir babaji chale jayenge. Itne me khud baba ji ne ek thappad meri gardan par jamaya aur kas ke gardan pakad li, daant aise katkataye ke jaise thand me thithur rahe hain, jor se “Ssss…s.s…” ki awaz nikali aur mera muh apne lund pe pahna diya. Babaji chair par aram se baithe hain aur main jameen par baith gaya.
Aadha lund maine meri marzi se muh me daal liya baki adha unhone meri gardan upar se daba ke thoos diya. Jaise hi poora lund mujh me sama gaya, babaji ki jaanghe khul ke poori fail gai, mere face ka front poora baba ji ke lund ke charo taraf ki skin par chipak gaya, naak jhaanto me dhans gaya aur chin aand me doob gai.
Baba ji ne jaanghe itni khol li ke right ghutne se left ghutne tak straight line ban jaye, ek hath se meri gardan daboch ke rakhi aur dusri hatheli meri peeth par maari, fir wo hatheli masalte hue middle finger meri spine ki naali me daal kar neeche ki taraf hatheli badhane lage.
Dhire dhire peeth se kamar aur fir kamar se butt crack me ghuste gaye. Gaand ka chhed choone ke liye aage jhuke. Pahle hi to mujhe ubaakiyan aa rahi hai, saans nahi aa rahi aur baba ji ne aage jhuk ke mera gardan ke upar ka poora hissa apne pet me daboch liya. Ab unka haath mere chhed par pahoch gaya aur middle finger unhone daal di gaand me.
Yahan tak mujhe sahan ho gaya lekin jaise hi unhone do char baar middle finger ko jaldi jaldi andar bahar kar ke chhed me hook ki tarah atka ke mera chhed kheencha to maine poore jor se sab taraf se dhakka dekar alag hat gaya. Baba ji ka lund mujhse aur meri gaand babaji se dono chhoot gaye.
Lekin baba ji apne lund ko pakad kar bat ki tarah swing karne lage aur bole – “Le na bachhe! Chal idhar! Ab naatak mat karna warna main aur jyada khatarnaak ho jaunga! Yahin patak ke balatkar kar dunga! Chal aag lagai hai to bujha ab!”
Maine kaha – “Aap ki ye ring gale me chubh rahi hai!”
Baba ji ne lund ke muh me se ring khol ke nikal ke rakh di. Ab maine dekha lund ke muh ke neeche bhi chhed hai. Ab maine us aar paar wale chhed aur tope se khelna chaha. Jeebh ki tip lund ke chhed me daal ke dabai. Kabhi wo pierced kiye hue chhed me se bahar nikal jaati aur kabhi cum pipe me chali jati. Kabhi frennulum ke neeche se jeebh daali aur lund ke muh se bahar nikali. Is tarh karte hue maine jaise hi wapas lund ko muh me daala babaji foot pade.
Desi gay sex story of young boy seducing a baba for fuck
Maine kuchh nuksaan na ho jaye is tarah lapak kar saara garm garm nikalta cum “Hn.n….H..mm…m..Mmmm….” aur sniff karte karte muh me bhar liya, lund ko ek dum jad se pakad kar sqeeze kar ke head tak kheencha, aguthe se fir se lund ki cum pipe ko ekdum neeche se squeeze karte hue head tak daba ke laya, jeebh lund ke muh me daal di aur pierced kiye hue chhed ke andar bhi jo bhar gaya tha wo cum chhaat ke sab nigal liya ek hi ghoont me.
Babaji ko to jaise kuchh hua hi nahi, nasha sara mujhe hi ho raha tha. Sara cum pee ke maine lund ko muh se nikala aur chhoda to wo lund babaji ke ubhre hue pet par ja ke gira, lund ke shape ki wajah se side se dekho to dikhega ke lund apne joint se lekar apni 4 inch oonchai tak to babaji ki jhaanto ke hisse se chipka hua hai baki ka 7 inch pet par chipka hua nahi hai, upar utha hua hai ek curve banate hue, aur lund ka muh bilkul unki chhaati ki taraf hi jhuka hua hai.
Maine kaha – “Dekha! Aaj tak koi bhi mere muh me jaake 5-7 minute se jyada nahi tika hai! Achhi seva karta hu na main? Ho gai shanti?”
Babaji – “Haan bachha, seva to achhi ki tune lekin dekh to zara, shaant hue ke nahi naag baaba?”
Maine dekha lund to jyon ka tyon tanna ke abhi bhi pet par pada pada twitch maar maar ke jaise uchhal ke meri gardan pakadna chahta hai.
Babaji ne kaha – “Ab ye chode bina thodi rahega! Gaand me le ek baar ab!”
Maine kaha – “Maine to pahle kabhi nahi liya hai. Gaand me nahi loonga!”
Babaji gusse me uthe aur bole – “Abe! Nakhre chod raha hai ab? Jabardasti chodu? Ruk tu beta, abhi sab ghusa dunga main tu chinta mat kar!”
